turned up

when you change a number on a dial from 0 to 1

Jeff: You should've turned up that dial
Bob: Fuck you
Jeff: Yeet

by YeetMaster123 December 25, 2018

8 Turn

When you are on a two lane two way road and realize that you missed a left turn so you make a U turn and go diagonally to it. But then you realize its the wrong one and it’s actually ahead so you make another U turn. Then you move left to get on the correct side again.

Person 1: I had to make a 8 turn today and now I feel stupid.

Person 2: You feel stupid? I made a Z turn because I didn’t notice the side I was on was under construction. I didn’t even finish the turn after the diagonal… I had to get my car towed AND fixed!

by anonymous September 11, 2022

her turn now

When "her turn now" it means that the other girl or hoe is getting attention

"He stopped responding, must be her turn now."

by salensky April 3, 2022

Turn down the temperature

KILL ALL THE POLITICIANS!!!! KILL EM ALL! AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Hym "We DO have to turn down the temperature... BY KILLING ALL OF THE POLITICIANS! ALL OF THEM IN ALL OF THE COUNTRIES! KILL EVERYONE!!"

by Hym Iam July 17, 2024

U-TURN

When a man sticks his penis into someone’s nostril and ejaculate causing the semen to shoot out the other nostril.

“Hey Jim, did you give Kyle a U-TURN last night”

by TickleMeElmo3569 August 4, 2020

How I Turned from a Maths Teacher to Wednesday Addams

Famous author Phil Vinnicombe has demanded that all humans read his novel.

Yo bro, install Wattpad right fucking now.

Why?

Stop being such a faggot and install it.

Okay chill out munchkin.

Okay when it's done open the search browser and look up "How I Turned from a Maths Teacher to Wednesday Addams"

by FayTheGoldDigger December 13, 2022

Turn around and eat the pit

Another way of saying "Think outside the box"

"Dude, I'm really struggling with this puzzle!"
"Maybe you just need to turn around and eat the pit."

by TarantulaMorse April 30, 2025