tool

Refers to both males and females who try too hard to belong to a certain clique and are usually used by normal people who hate them. Most tools and douchers alike are commonly known to have severe low self esteem and suffer a short person complex. The girlfriend of a male tool is AKA a "tool box."

"Buffalo wild wings" often harbors these tools and douchers and are commonly seen there watching MMA championships and UFC. The female tools are often tanorexic, sport a tacky belly button ring, french mani's and pedi's, over bleach their teeth and enjoy being berated by their tool boyfriends. The male tool is also tanorexic and sports some sort of a spikey gel hair-do called a "Frohawk" which gives the tool that "Just out of my mom's vagina" look. Both male and female tools sport some kind of tribal tattoos and both shop at "The Buckle."

"Dude, I'm bored. Go ask the tool if you can pee on him."

"The new guy they hired is a real tool. He's been tooling around trying to find himself a new toolbox."

"I ain't wearing no Affliction shirt! It's way too tight and I look like a tool!"

by anathema June 10, 2013

Tool

Someone who is sketched out to the point you have to declare that he or she is a tool, because once your a tool your always a tool

" Yo can you pass me that wrench, you tool "

by Tom Stein beaver February 21, 2009

tool

One who wears cut off shirts, gold chains, and has no concern for anything except lifting weights and trying to impress everyone with unimpressive feats of strength.

Griffin Marr, a tool.

by ACM100 June 6, 2011

Tool

That guy who flies by you doing 90mph in a 50 in a lifted truck with a tapout sticker covering the entire back window.

“This truck is riding my ass!”
(Truck passes)
“Tapout sticker??? What a fucking tool”

by Faux Show June 26, 2018

tool

a person who does what everyone else expects them to do. Whatever gets them the most praise or popularity, whether it is good or bad or dumb, they just do it unquestioningly. A person who is being taken advantage of but they just eat it up with a spoon and ask for seconds. Some tools don't understand that they are being used, others do and will complain incessantly about being unfairly treated, while having no intention of doing anything about it.

Jim is always complaining about his horrible miserable job, but he will never take the trouble of looking for a better one. What a tool!

by Shumado December 3, 2013

Tool

Someone witha huge ego, probably bullied a lot as a child

Wow dean is such a fucken tool

by anonymous March 12, 2021

tool

A person with an inflated opinion of and genuine belief in his skill/prowess/intelligence who takes every opportunity to remind others of it, regardless of the skill he actually possesses. A tool may or may not actually be smart, and may also be disarmingly superficially pleasant; these attributes are irrelevant.

(1)
Tool: Hi! Nice to see you.
Unfortunate Acquaintance: Hey, you too. How's work going?
Tool: Pretty good. My team isn't quite as up to speed as I am, but I've been taking time out of my busy day to lend help and guidance to those less gifted than I. I've been pulling the whole weight of the project so far. It's a good thing this is my area of expertise.
Unfortunate Acquaintance: I think I'm allergic to you.

(2) see the video resume "Impossible is Nothing"

by rfo October 26, 2010