The type of guy who - before he introduces himself - tells you about his tattoos and brags about getting a deal on suits
Jarret said, "my next triathalon is next week. My mom lent me the money to enter!"
Jarrret is a tool bag.
Jarrret is a tool bag.
by Bubba gunk September 3, 2017

a person, usually a male, who thinks they are god, and they were sent onto this earth to make stupid comments with no importance to them whatsoever.
by godddddd121256 December 8, 2010

by the_lifeguard November 19, 2010

A fantastic prog metal band. A lot of their songs are in odd time signatures and often switch between time signatures mid-song.
Ive been listening to their music a lot for the past few months and I shit you not my IQ went up by 14 points.
Listening to their music is like smoking DMT while doing your math homework.
Ive been listening to their music a lot for the past few months and I shit you not my IQ went up by 14 points.
Listening to their music is like smoking DMT while doing your math homework.
Guy 1: Hey bro what band do you like?
Guy 2: I like Tool.
Guy 1: Ride the Spiral, to the End
Guy 2: Fuck you, buddy
Guy 1: Lol. What do you like to do in your spare time
Guy 2: I enjoy finding beauty in the dissonance
Guy 1: Thats nice, this week im gonna learn to swim.
Guy 2: I like Tool.
Guy 1: Ride the Spiral, to the End
Guy 2: Fuck you, buddy
Guy 1: Lol. What do you like to do in your spare time
Guy 2: I enjoy finding beauty in the dissonance
Guy 1: Thats nice, this week im gonna learn to swim.
by Mausoleumgoer January 27, 2025

Tool hound: One who hounds (engulfs / inhales) as much tool ( male genitals) as they can.
"That dude looks like a homo."
"Yeah man, a total tool hound"
"That dude looks like a homo."
"Yeah man, a total tool hound"
by choose one April 30, 2016

by keep it 10**2 December 18, 2023
