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Tool Bag

The type of guy who - before he introduces himself - tells you about his tattoos and brags about getting a deal on suits
Jarret said, "my next triathalon is next week. My mom lent me the money to enter!"

Jarrret is a tool bag.
by Bubba gunk September 3, 2017
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Tool

a person, usually a male, who thinks they are god, and they were sent onto this earth to make stupid comments with no importance to them whatsoever.
by godddddd121256 December 8, 2010
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Tool Tank thirsty thursdays

When you go out on Thirsty Thursdays wearing your favorite Tool Tank.
mike: " Bro you going out for Tool Tank Thirsty Thursdays?"

jon: " already got mines on "
by the_lifeguard November 19, 2010
mugGet the Tool Tank thirsty thursdaysmug.

Tool

A fantastic prog metal band. A lot of their songs are in odd time signatures and often switch between time signatures mid-song.

Ive been listening to their music a lot for the past few months and I shit you not my IQ went up by 14 points.

Listening to their music is like smoking DMT while doing your math homework.
Guy 1: Hey bro what band do you like?

Guy 2: I like Tool.

Guy 1: Ride the Spiral, to the End

Guy 2: Fuck you, buddy

Guy 1: Lol. What do you like to do in your spare time

Guy 2: I enjoy finding beauty in the dissonance

Guy 1: Thats nice, this week im gonna learn to swim.
by Mausoleumgoer January 27, 2025
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tool hound

One who hounds (engulfs / inhales) as much tool ( male genitals) as they can.
Tool hound: One who hounds (engulfs / inhales) as much tool ( male genitals) as they can.
"That dude looks like a homo."
"Yeah man, a total tool hound"
by choose one April 30, 2016
mugGet the tool houndmug.

Tool

Person x: Who is William Henry Gates?
Person y: A tool, everyone knows this. Everyone.
by keep it 10**2 December 18, 2023
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mule tool

Fryy on Uldamin in World of Warcraft
Dude your a mule tool
by Deziken October 14, 2009
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