by DaHolmes April 21, 2024
Get the Proper garden toolmug. When your homie calls your farmer friend a hoe and you say a hoe is a gardening tool and not the other thing.
But you realize just then what else a gardening “tool” is.
But you realize just then what else a gardening “tool” is.
by ΒITCHES May 4, 2022
Get the Toolmug. 
A German girl that thinks she's a boss but is actually the biggest tool you could find in the Third Reich. She often finds herself stuck in waist-deep situations such as getting herself stuck in waist-deep snow. She has certain fob aspects to herself as well, a common trait is the Ben Wang face.
Person 1: You see that chick on the snowboard complaining about how sports check ripped her off for her snowboard repairs?
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: Vwhat a tool
Person 2: agreed
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: Vwhat a tool
Person 2: agreed
by Hamtarooooooooo March 7, 2011
Get the toolmug. A tool is someone who often messed shit up so that they look cool. If you get called a tool run and don't look back.
by Jimmy mucury May 1, 2020
Get the Toolmug. 
Someone who is really, really annoying and has no filter. Needs to go somewhere else (like down a rabbit hole to visit the Cheshire cat) but nobody will tell them to get lost because they're actually really useful to mooch off of. My friend's boyfriend is a tool AND whipped.
Rose- "Ugh. Samuel Conrad Dahnerttttttttttttttt is such a tool."
Caroline- No! He's cute! BTW, can I have money for lunch?"
Rose- "I don't have any. Go ask your tool boyfriend for some. While you're at it, make him buy me an ice cream."
Caroline- No! He's cute! BTW, can I have money for lunch?"
Rose- "I don't have any. Go ask your tool boyfriend for some. While you're at it, make him buy me an ice cream."
by Ivy Ryan January 12, 2012
Get the Toolmug.