Mad Joe

Someone who says things like "Kill yourself" Or boots other offline over an online game where they lost.

This mad joe just told me to kill myself

by Psuedonxq January 12, 2021

The Mad Grind

When you start a new job and don't know what you're doing but you want to pull it off casual like you do know what you're doing so you act nonchalant but in the background you haven't changed your clothes or brushed your hair or folded that pile of clean laundry thats been sitting there for a week cause you're pulling off a 60+ hour work week hosting your zoom meetings on the empty cardboard box you call your office and you're just grinding triple time so you have something to contribute to tomorrow's meeting and don't come across as the rookie you really are.

Sure, I can make those calls I'm on the mad grind already.

Mom, I can't talk right now I'm on the mad grind.

by Getahandleonthis January 19, 2021

ruby mad

when you get so mad that you go red like a ruby

friend 1: omg you seem mad

friend 2: i wouldn’t she’s ruby mad
friend 3: AHHHHSHSGSH

by xoxobitch February 6, 2021

Mad Tree

Big, hard penile erection.

I woke up this morning with mad tree.. That bitch gives me mad tree.

by AndyMcnastyyy February 14, 2021

Madness Dunno

It is said when something amazing happens . The dunno means you didn't know it existed

"A man hugs a crocodile "

You respond with : MADNESS DUNNO

by Clickscap March 7, 2021

Barber madness

When you invite friends to comfort you when your letting your mom cut your hair. And then sit alone in your bathroom getting a hair cut while one of your friends write a urban dictionary about the situation. The other friends come and go to the bath room but mostly vibes WITHOUT you in the living room.

POV: The key to a good urban dictionary is bad grammar.

My name is Massmord and i like Barber madness

by Filo da puta March 20, 2021

Mad Boore

Someone who thinks they can operate a rig but just fuck it every time

Mad Boore has fucked it again

by Kangaskidsteer April 7, 2021