Me When

Proper fucking Victorian English, don't you know

Distressed Woman: Oh My God, that man just jumped off that building
Tom, in his infinite wisdom: Me When

by Squirt (; May 14, 2023

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When your girl wears another dude's hat

When you’re in a relationship and your girlfriend wears another dude’s hat. Then when you call her out it’s like your the one in the wrong but she doesn’t understand the meaning of what wearing a dude’s hat.

The meaning is, Ladies listen up. When you wear a dude’s hat it shows ownership and that basically you’re his girl and when you’re in a relationship DO NOT WEAR ANOTHER DUDES HAT. It’s just disrespectful and heartbreaking to your man.

There are two types of dudes in this world. 1. If you wear his hat he trust you and he wants to show you off and feels comfortable around you.

2. He will give his hat to any girl just so they will try to start something with their man and try to steal her from him.

When your girl wears another dude's hat:
When you’re out with the boys or hanging out and your girl sends you a snap of a hat on her head that isn’t yours. And she gets mad because it offended you and you got upset.

by milfgetta17 October 9, 2022

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When an Elephant Befriends a Human

When an Elephant befriends a human refers to the rare occasion in which an Elephant befriends a Homo sapiens, often doing actions with each other such as ordering Domino's, going to theme parks, and playing tic-tac-toe.

Nothing occurs less than when an Elephant befriends a human!

by Mr. Eggert July 28, 2024

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when the p

(Usage)

A conversation starter for your friends on Discord, or just a random status.

(Abstract)

Expresses the meaning of 'p' in such a profound way the reader will have no choice but to accept what you're saying and agree with it. A derivative of the phrase 'me when the'. Mysterious interpretations can be formed from the phrase but it gives more meaning and purpose to what the 'p' is and when is it going to happen or what it is going to do... if that makes sense.

No capitalizing letters.

Me: when the p

Friend: What?

Me: 'P'

Friend: Ok sure.

by g1yde July 19, 2022

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