Changing your ringtone

Bleaching your asshole

Changing your ringtone.
Lacy to her tinder match “Sorry, I’m late. I was changing my ringtone.”

by nickynoname August 25, 2022

on change

When something or someone is incredibly on point.

Alex: Yoo nuts shot bro
Tom: thanks man my 3 pointers are on change right now

by heromastercheetoeater337 June 1, 2016

Government Time Change Time

when the government tries to convince you that you're "saving" time during daylight "savings" time. the true lions will rise and not kiss big uncle sam's feet!! the goverment is taking our time away at our prime and then giving it back with a little bow on it!! they are trumanizing us all!! wake up sheeple.

Daylight "Savings" Time is the spawn of all earthy evil. We should rename it Government Time Change Time (GTCT), rise now warriors of time!!

by trumanizedcaptive November 6, 2022

chump for change

To chump for change means to beg for money on the street.

I needed a quarter to finish my laundry, so I had to chump one off of this lady.

You've sunk so low that you have to chump for change at the laundromat? Get a job, Spongebob.

by Sir Walter Really December 18, 2013

Changing names

A guy with no gender

Changing names sucks

by Monkeyballshdmom March 20, 2020

change round-up

This occurs when purchasing an item and your change is 4 cents, 9 cents, 14 cents, etc, and the teller rounds up your change to the next highest denomination becuase they're cool shit and pennies are ridiculous.

a buys a coffee. b (teller) does the change round-up.

a: Thanks dude.

b: No prob. I hate this job anyways.

a: Yeah, screw the man.

by sike moda November 17, 2009

chang bangin

Shit orientals do. As in syphilis and eating dogs.

"Lao-Che got syphilis from fucking & then eating dogs."

"Fuckin chang bangin"

by zoen March 4, 2012