Cuff yo chick

A pharse used to attract the attention of the man whose girlfriend or "chick" is acting unruly during any social situation in order to control her.
Yo slim, cuff yo chick before she gets knocked out by that white girl over there.
by biggestD7 January 04, 2011
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chicks before dicks

a cute play on "bros before hos" but considering girls are all pretty shitty friends to each other with fake responses and perpetual shittalking, the phrase is useless.
Beth: Hey Sara, dont worry, Todd is such a serious jerk, you deserve so much better than him. Btw omg that dress looks so cute on you!

Sara: Aw thanks beth, that really means a lot.

Beth: Totally, girl. Chicks before dicks!

(ps Beth is fucking Todd)
by Genghis901 December 20, 2012
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Fat Chick Friday

A weekly event where male apes seek out fat chicks for carnal pleasures.

Fat Chick Friday can be competitive; each ape hunts for the most disgusting fat chick beastie to be slain on a trundle bed.

Fat Chick Friday tends to result in a mix of hilarious tales of triumphs and sorrows. It is growing in popularity nation-wide in the U.S. Some countries cannot celebrate the holiday due to lack of fat chicks.

Note: The trundle bed is not the only proper place to slay these beasties. Get creative.
Ape 1: "It's Fat Chick Friday!"
Ape 2: "FCF baby!"
Ape 3: "Once a fat chick gets a piece of meat, she won't let go!"
Ape 4: "I got one right now...Gitouttahere!"
by HungryEyesforFatChicks July 04, 2011
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Hot chick dimension

A plane of existence accessible only to the finest women on earth these babes are on an entirely different planet from our own they melt every room they walk in with a radiance higher than the sun look in awe but don’t touch you might get burnt physically and metaphorically. Entering the hot chick dimension requires a minimum beauty score of 9/10 both genders may count.
Matthew: James,I have depressing news to share Bethany rejected me :(

James: I mean what did you expect she’s way out of your league and even that is understating like here she is in the hot chick dimension and than there is you in loserville. I don’t know what’s sadder the fact you thought you had a chance or that you asked.
by Geiskahnawj January 28, 2020
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chick flick syndrome

It’s essentially like someone with the main character syndrome, only this time it’s on another level. Someone with chick flick syndrome will act as if they were the main character of a chick flick. They want the extra in life, kissing in the rain, drama with lots of bitch slaps etc.
- bro I met this person and they’re so full of themselves, like they are soooo extra

- maybe they have the chick flick syndrome??
by Toesus November 14, 2020
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chick flick syndrome

It’s essentially like someone with the main character syndrome, only this time it’s on another level. Someone with chick flick syndrome will act as if they were the main character of a chick flick. They want the extra in life, kissing in the rain, drama with lots of bitch slaps etc.
- bro I met this person and they’re so full of themselves, like they are soooo extra

- maybe they have the chick flick syndrome??
by Toesus November 14, 2020
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The Dixie Chick effect

An effect experienced by American businesses when they show support for a hot-button political issue or party, and then experience a 50% drop in business. It does not matter what the topic is or which party the business supports. Because the population of the United States is very close to being 50% liberal/50% conservative, a business that shows support one way or the other can expect to lose 50% of it's business.

The term is derived from 1990's country music band, The Dixie Chicks. Though country music tends to favor conservatives, the band members are very much liberal. In 2003, lead singer Natalie Maines voiced displeasure with the United States involvement in Iraq. Standing up for her cause was a noble thing for Maines to do, and 50% of her fans adored her even more for it. The problem is that the other 50% ditched the band for good. And even though 50% of the fans supported the crap out of her, they really weren't expected to buy their future albums TWICE or buy TWO concert tickets for one person to make up for the 50% of the fans that had left. And so it was no surprise that the band would later break up "in order to pursue other projects". And from this, businesses from large to small should learn to never take a political side if they want to keep their customers.
Me: "Hot dog! A new donut shop opened up 5 miles from us, babe!"
Wife: "They have a Trump banner in their window, we're not going."
Me: "Crap, the Dixie Chick effect."
Wife: "Don't be talking bad about my Dixie Chicks."
Me: "I'm going to go get me some donuts."
by survivalofthefittest78 April 24, 2018
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