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How To Never Stop Being Sad

A song by Dandelion Hands. A step by step guide on how to achieve eternal sadness and selflessness.

-Try always putting yourself down by reminding yourself that it’s always your fault and that you’re the problem not them.
- Desolate yourself from others any time you have a chance to.
-Always remind yourself that you did this to yourself and not them.

-Lose interest in the things you love
-Drown yourself in rum. Steal it if you have to.
-Fantasize a love you’ll never have
-Think about the love that you lost because of the demon that you are.
“He gave us a step by step guide on how to never stop being sad.”

I hate myself.
by coneyislandcottencandh September 30, 2025
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Please stop harassing my son on facebook

used by women who hate far left truth.
Stop or i will please stop harassing my son on facebook you
me: oh no! who asked!
by coolperson9293 May 15, 2023
mugGet the Please stop harassing my son on facebookmug.

blissey please stop typing random shit

When Blissey derails conversations usually about some pokemon shit or things being adorable
Blissey: There is nothing kinky about vulperas, they are just a race in wow. It's the same as saying you find gnomes adorable because they are small, or you find the tusks on an orc adorable

Hellner: blissey please stop typing random shit
by shinhows May 7, 2024
mugGet the blissey please stop typing random shitmug.

Stop Jerry

Ugh there is all always that friend named "Jerry" but at school they call him "Big dick Jerry". Big dick Jerry will not shut up like, get a life with your big ass penis like no one cares. Plus he always steals all of mine-coins things like stop Big dick Jerry.
1; Stop Jerry
2; Oh that dick..?
1; yeah
3 (Jerry); Hey guys have you ever-
2; oh my god sto-
3; climbed a mountain on that minecraft world..?

1; *Checks Minecraft account* wait those were my coins-
2; Big dick Jerry all ready left.
by llama-chan / lnfo - chan June 11, 2018
mugGet the Stop Jerrymug.

can u stop being annoying

A teacher is around and your pissed but if you curse youll get in hella trouble
AKA means can u stop being the biggest bitch on the planet thank you
Girl:Do u want it,i said you u want it
You"can u stop being annoying
by ilomoilo April 7, 2019
mugGet the can u stop being annoyingmug.

Squit Stop

When you need to stop at a service station or supermarket whilst on the motorway due to an unfortunate case of the shits. It seemed like a good when you decided to have Indian food for dinner last night, but now you have to deal with the squity consequences. When needing a Squit Stop you will unfortunately have to stop at every opportunity to cleanse your bowels. If you do end up with the Squits and are heading on a long journey then it is recommended that you bring multiple pairs of underwear due to the shittyness of the situation.
Chuck: Man, thats the third gas station we've stopped at, are you okay?

Hank: Not good man, I'm sorry but I keep needing to take squit stops. I will always love Del Taco but Del Taco will never love me.

Chuck: Have you get extra pants?

Hank: No, I am gonna have to resort to a Shart Tampon

Chuck: That's grim
by Sieffy April 5, 2013
mugGet the Squit Stopmug.

stops

The car stops.
by Stupid Af June 29, 2021
mugGet the stopsmug.

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