make your own candle shop

One finds a lit candle burns their fingernail clippings then sells them in their front yard. this was outlawed in 1989 so dont do it! also theres a version where you burn your crap.

Jungkook: ima make my own candle shop!
Jin: as the hyung i will not allow you to get into any illegal shananagans like make your own candle shop

by #bts_army_purple January 5, 2021

Screen shopping

Being bored as fuck any day, at school, quarantined or some other shit and screenshotting random clothes or items of instagram shops you know you cant buy because your too fucking broke

Lemme just go screen shopping for a second

by Thicc Toes 🦶🦶 April 10, 2020

butcher shop accordion

When a girl is giving you a BJ while at the same time holding your ass cheeks with both hands. As she pulls you back and forth she unknowingly plays your ass like an accordion.

This chick was playing the butcher shop accordion and I gave her one epic crescendo.

by videomilitia May 4, 2010

shopping weird

The only way to describe anyone who is acting so strange, or outta pocket, you just don't know what else to call it.

Whenever I pull out the big joes from the closet, people always get this funny look on they face. They shopping weird as hell.

My mom told me I need to get out her parking spot, for no reason.. wow mom, you shopping weird.

by ThisIsMyParkingSpot February 28, 2021

Window Shopping

When you are admiring women without any intention of approaching them and asking them out.

At the gym there was a lot of window shopping to do

by elcryZ August 28, 2025

meet me at the coffee shop

An Indian song made with pure Indian delicacy

"bro wanna listen to the song that goes like meet me at the coffee shop?2

by Oilymen November 30, 2023

ballber shop

A barber shop... but only for your balls.

I stoped by the ballber shop this morning to get my pubes manscaped. Jimmy asked me about the wife and kids as he cleaned me up and gave me a fresh fade down there.

by Mitcholo October 24, 2018