Elijah: Omg Joshah, do you know what day it is?
Joshah: What is today?
Elijah: It is National Joshah shoot your shot already day.
Joshah: Woah that’s insane! Seems like it’s my destiny.
Joshah: Karah, do you wanna go out for a date.
Karah: No, ur shmoto is too small.
Elijah: it’s okay Joshah, you have next year.
Elijah: *goes down on his knees, and starts sucking Joshah off*
Joshah: What is today?
Elijah: It is National Joshah shoot your shot already day.
Joshah: Woah that’s insane! Seems like it’s my destiny.
Joshah: Karah, do you wanna go out for a date.
Karah: No, ur shmoto is too small.
Elijah: it’s okay Joshah, you have next year.
Elijah: *goes down on his knees, and starts sucking Joshah off*
by CautiousTuna85 November 16, 2020
Get the National Joshah shoot your shot already daymug. Threatening to shoot someone in the head like congresswoman Gabrielle Gifford, who got shot
(in the head at close-range) along with a dozen
other people in the tragic Tuscon, Arizona shooting.
(in the head at close-range) along with a dozen
other people in the tragic Tuscon, Arizona shooting.
Bank Robber: "Put the fucking cash in the bag! Do it now and make it quick, or I'll shoot you in the head like the fucking congresswoman!"
by ribetab January 11, 2011
Get the I'll shoot you in the head like the fucking congresswoman!mug. Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars?i could really use a wish right now wish right now wish right now.
Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? I could really use a wish right now wish right now wish right now.
by Isnotfiveweenies August 1, 2021
Get the Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? I could really use a wish right now wish right now wish right nowmug. Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!
A childrens nursery rhyme aimed at teaching people how to fuck.
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A childrens nursery rhyme aimed at teaching people how to fuck.
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by Thlayli February 22, 2003
Get the Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!mug. by Rawdyme January 14, 2022
Get the Hoe Shootmug. Example 1:
(Degenerate)Person 1: Oh my god bro we just kicked this kitten on the street it was so funny
Person 2: Shoot This Motherfucker
Example 2:
(Degenerate)Person 1 : Haii guys!!! UWU!
Person 2: The fuck is wrong with you? Shoot this motherfucker.
(Degenerate)Person 1: Oh my god bro we just kicked this kitten on the street it was so funny
Person 2: Shoot This Motherfucker
Example 2:
(Degenerate)Person 1 : Haii guys!!! UWU!
Person 2: The fuck is wrong with you? Shoot this motherfucker.
by RandomDudeOnTheInternetBecause June 12, 2023
Get the Shoot This Motherfuckermug. 1. cop-out and accept the minimum prize, for doing no work
2. do what is lucrative instead of doing your job
In contrast "go for the gold" means try and risk failure for the possibility of greater achievement.
2. do what is lucrative instead of doing your job
In contrast "go for the gold" means try and risk failure for the possibility of greater achievement.
Required to pick a research topic in order to move up in academia, he decided to shoot for the gold with "people with AIDS suffer more infections than other people" instead of picking something, like, intelligent and interesting.
by atchafalya March 20, 2013
Get the shoot for the goldmug.