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Soft solipsism

You're a morally confused moron who wants to play gender politics and you're doing this not because you believe soft solipsism is good but because it's the opposite. You're entire mind is just 'I dO tHe OpPoSiTe!' Now and you're a fucking idiot for being like this. You're fucking all the fat cocks, upto and including retards and children, and now you are making shit up to spite me.
Hym "Yeah, and your reading comprehension could use some work. The soft solipsism isn't good. You're delusional about your own virtue and you don't get to have a say in this because you are not fucking me. You're not a part of this. The opposition is entirely fabricated and their position is just the opposite of whatever I say as I say it. You need to shut these dumb whore up and get the show on the road here because if your would have put an end to this yesterday there is a good chance you would have more kids running around."
by Hym Iam August 28, 2025
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SofT Era

Extreme flopping, top players joining up together, Not playing a full season cause of load management
Todays players in the sofT era look like a bunch of gamers and electricians
by 1990sicc April 12, 2021
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soft groomer

a type of groomer that isn’t sexual. a groomer that plays nice and is sweet, and mostly seen as a parental figure by the person being groomed. this groomers intent is only to gain control and trust only later to abandon or turn against the one being groomed.
“He was a soft groomer.”
“Oh man, I’m sorry. They’re hard to point out…”
by villiandeku November 12, 2023
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soft log

The act of slapping ones flaccid penis against the females face to initiate sexual interaction.
Suzy was being a prude so Brian whipped it out and gave her the soft log to put her in the mood.
by jjslozz April 26, 2016
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Soft

A slang term for cocaine. Coke is soft, crack is it's opposite: hard.
"Hey Tony, you got any soft? I'm looking to get twisted tonight "
by Ealsa345 July 2, 2023
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Soft

Did you see Grace today?
Yeah she’s so fucking soft
by Jim.Lahey February 12, 2024
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Soft

A Benson-ism

Verb
To gently and soothingly rub a person's body part beginning with the nails in one direction and the tips of this fingers in the other.
James "softed" Sam's arm to calm her down and help her fall asleep
by SammiBlove May 22, 2018
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