Elijah: Omg Joshah, do you know what day it is?
Joshah: What is today?
Elijah: It is National Joshah shoot your shot already day.
Joshah: Woah that’s insane! Seems like it’s my destiny.
Joshah: Karah, do you wanna go out for a date.
Karah: No, ur shmoto is too small.
Elijah: it’s okay Joshah, you have next year.
Elijah: *goes down on his knees, and starts sucking Joshah off*
Joshah: What is today?
Elijah: It is National Joshah shoot your shot already day.
Joshah: Woah that’s insane! Seems like it’s my destiny.
Joshah: Karah, do you wanna go out for a date.
Karah: No, ur shmoto is too small.
Elijah: it’s okay Joshah, you have next year.
Elijah: *goes down on his knees, and starts sucking Joshah off*
by CautiousTuna85 November 16, 2020
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(in the head at close-range) along with a dozen
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A childrens nursery rhyme aimed at teaching people how to fuck.
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by Thlayli February 22, 2003
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by pentozali August 28, 2010
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also noun; a miserable female boss who hasn't gotten laid in years, she has huge hips, an enormous ass, horrible hair, tacky blue eye liner and terrible clothing.
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by two skinnyc's May 26, 2011
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