Queef

vaginal expulsion of gas

eewww... she just queefed

by Jack Bass September 22, 2003

Queef

a dirty fart from ones cunt.

he was licking me out and i queefed right in his face.

by Katie b 543 September 17, 2006

Disco Queef

1.When glow in the dark liquids are shoved up the girls vagina and during intercourse once a girl has queefed it will slightly glow giving the other partner of intercourse more notification that a girl has queefed.

I was having sex in the dark when all of a sudden my girlfriend let out a disco queef

by Catface:3 October 18, 2009

queeb

The loud fart sound made when the seal is temporarily broken while sucking on a penis.

Brother: Knock Knock!
Other brother: What?!?!
Brother: What are you two doing in there?
Other brother: Nothing!
Brother: Bullshit! You're fooling around - I just heard a queeb!

by mouthfart July 22, 2008

[Queef] Nugget

Something entirely non-dirty: a unit of food consisting of corn and whey, often fed to goats to increase fertility during the mating months.

Hey Fiona-the goats are in heat,be sure to give them their daily Queef Nuggets.

by Tha Lord_11 January 30, 2009

queef ball fight

A fight with queef balls. Women utilize their ability to have multiple orgasms in order to lob queef balls and queef nuggets alike at each other at a slumber party. THis is even more dangerous than sharing needles and Mr. Happy's warns docotors as "intense queeftasticular cancer spreading occurs". Women involved retort "its all jolly good fun, go screw yourself and let us fire queefy goodness through our vaginal cavities at each other". both parties refused further comment.

I went to a lumber party and me and my friends had a queef ball fight. After ten orgys i fainted but still won.

by Mindaulgaus March 25, 2007

Man queef

When a guy farts out his dick hole or when a mail gets a sex change and qeefs out his/her pussy!

i man queefed out my dick last night after havin sex.

by dan the man 1234 January 21, 2008