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Period

The horror a girl has to face every month. Every girl goes through this hell that ends on its own and makes girls want to die. But we preserve through all the pain and try to make it out alive. We got this ladies!
It’s that time of the month again”
“Omg I’m sooo sorry you have your period
by Asskdjdbwainfbehqkwkdhek December 1, 2018
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Healing period

When somebody needs time to heal leave the alone . They will leave you on open . Large group messages . They may never forgive u tho
Healing period is when Some one needs time to heal when u bring up old embarrassing pics ..(not directed at anyone ;/ )
by Uhurtme August 28, 2019
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Theoretical Nut Grace Period

The 1-hour period from at 1:00 to 2:00 AM on the second Monday of November where daylight saving will revert the time to 1:00, thus nullifying any failure of No Nut November during the period.
Your honor, that one didn’t count since it was during the theoretical nut grace period.
by TheBeato November 5, 2023
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Porn for boys is like periods for girls

Males going through puberty will definitely watch porn just as females going through puberty will definitely have a period.
My mother asked me as a 14 year old boy at the dinner table, “You don’t watch porn do you, son?”

As I hesitated to respond, my father retorted, “Linda, porn for boys is like periods for girls.”
by Jose f August 14, 2024
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Period

The feeling of a creature with sword claws inside your stomach tearing your genitals apart as your vagina is bleeding satans waterfall as you have constant mood swings.
Bitch let my genitals go
Period:No bitch you haven’t had kids this is your punishment
by Bitchessayperiodt October 18, 2019
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period friend

Someone who a girl always turns to thats on their period.
Daughter: Im hideous no one likes me!
Mum: Oh please, I've heard this before, go talk to your period friend.
by Mynameisnotjamestaylorlolol August 15, 2011
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period

The phenomenon when your uterus don't get a sperm because your only 13.
*cough* BLOOD
*sneez* BLOOD
*laugh* BLOOD
*FUCKING DO ANYTHING* BLOOD FOR FUCKS SAKE BLOOD!
when on your period nicely remind your bf. if your lucky he'll get you chocolate and you get lots of hugs.
by Rimy Jobbs December 9, 2022
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