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hard pack

a solid packed shit that requires very little toilet paper to clean your ass with afterwards because it leaves no residue.
when your staring at a less than half a roll of toilet paper in the bathroom you better pray for a hard pack.
by Auntpeg69 September 16, 2009
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Packed Lunch

variation of the warm lunch. After laying someone out on the floor and laying cling film over thier mouths. You deficate into the cling film and then fuck thier face until the cling film breaks. The variaton is to then tape thier mouths shut!
he gave her a packed lunch
by uprightuk August 24, 2010
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Jet-packing

When one person carries another piggy-back, then runs past a group of victims yelling "JETPACK!". The person carried, the Jet-pack, releases a cloud of gas, similar to Crop dusting
Jet-packing: We were playing cards last night when Joe and Mary Jet-packed us, It was rancid!
by Qyark January 13, 2015
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fanny pack

To conceal an item by stowing it under one's taint, utilizing the rear of the scrotum as a means of securing the article.
The theif attempted to fanny pack an avocado from the convenience store.

I will fanny pack that reefer into the venue.
by Chet Erickson December 30, 2008
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8-pack

Similar to the normal 6-pack of abs, but referring to women with boobs that are so little they resemble an extra set of abs, thus creating the 8-pack.
Those Olympic gymnasts sure have great 8-packs, I can't tell where there abs end and their boobs begin!
by crazyownage October 12, 2008
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Packing Heat

When one takes a shit and the projectile travels so fast it splashes toilet water all over you.
After eating two cans of jalapeño frijoles, I was packing heat so bad that I had to use a towel to dry off!
by ElJedesote March 17, 2015
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brat pack

Any group of rich young degenerates; people trying to be cool and failing. Capable of humour so bad it hurts. Arrogant self-loving US males too drunk and stupid to realise they look like jerks. Originally from the famous Frank Sinatra and friends. Any group of young adult US males wearing bad clothes and behaving wierdly.
by James William June 5, 2005
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