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pastel princess

A male who wears makeup. Yes! You heard that right, metros (metrosexuals) have endless ways to display their 'gay vague' attitude by wearing 'guyliner' (guy eyeliner), or just wear 'natural make-up' (be it bronzing or mere 'facercize' to have better looks!) and aren't ashamed -- as most metrosexuals are! -- to refer to themselves as 'guy chicks', or 'mirls' (men girls)!
The average PP can be spotted at 'podules' (men beauty salons that provide hair-care, facials and massage services in designated personal booths), or at high-end organic salons that cater for its growing male customership.

Metrosexuality has given us a large lexical inheritance that , usually slips the 'gendar' (gender radar): 'Mandex', are *ahem* spandex that males can wear! 'Manties' are male panties! Hell! And if that's not insult enough for us males, then here's a 'mansserrier' (man brassier) for you moobies (man boobies)! 'Mangs' (male bags, also known as 'murses': male purses) for your shoulders! And you are set and ready to go metro-ing your gayass across town!

Metrosexual males are also known as hermaphrodudes (hermaphrodite dudues)/ homme fatales (the male version of femme fatale!)/ 'strays' (straight gays!).
The latest in an ever-growing trend of gender-flexing metrosexuality, the pastel princess is an image-weary male who has 'his' own mindset about what makes a man... a man! Not my 'mang', oops! bag!
by hammer---;, hytham April 16, 2007
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squishy princess

A girl who is short and cute, normally one who is submissive and enjoys to be dominated by men much larger than her.
by CyanideSix January 20, 2016
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unladylike princess

An unladylike princess is a princess who burps, farts, swears, doesn't always shower everyday and spends a lot of time in pyjamas with no make up on.
Also known to be able to drink most men under the table.
Sarah out drank the rugby team, she's such an unladylike princess
by TheUnladylikePrincess March 7, 2017
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popsicle princess

A bitch that never lost her virginity and loves to suck dat rocket. All flavors.
Nah man dont fuck with her, she just a Popsicle Princess
by The McQuiston March 9, 2017
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street princess

Upgraded vehicles only found on the street and never to be seen off road
"You see that jeep!? That street princess has never hit dirt in its life!"
by Libtardhater August 14, 2017
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Packet Princess

A packet princess is a cyber security engineer who talks a big game but hides their lack of any fundamental skills or knowledge through theatrics and hysterics. A tell-tale sign of a packet princess is having the free time to consistently be the first to "find" the latest cyber security related articles on Reddit or Twitter. Another sign of a packet princess is celebrating as significant the discovery of knowledge that is common. The term should not be lightly used, and reserved for those whose ego and delusions of grandeur surpass all other coworkers.
"Looks like packet princess discovered grep today, talked about it for 30 minutes"
"Does packet princess actually do anything other than refresh Krebs on Security all day?"
"Packet princess hasn't talked to me in a month. They are still angry I saw them reading a tutorial on exceptions after I told them they should add exception handling to that script."
by crustycyber April 22, 2021
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Equine American Princess

1. Female who thinks she knows more about horses than you do. 2. Female barn owner who keeps making up stupid rules. 3. Female who is a sore looser at horse competition. 4. Female horse horse owner who finds it necessary to harass fellow boarders over turn outs, arena usage, poop pile, etc. Very Similar to JAP or Jewish American Princess. Abbreviation EAP
The EAP pitched a bitch because she didn't win the horse show. The Equine American Princess was mad because the arena was in use.
by Snigglefluffy February 28, 2013
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