period champion

When you have unprotected sex with a women on her period, and you end up covered in blood.

Bro 1: dude i smashed Lucy last night on her period

Bro 2: ohh you nasty fucker
Bro1: i know dude i felt like a period champion
Bro2: (pukes)

by TFbill October 25, 2019

Period wizard

A partner that has a very stressed out girlfriend, whose stress prevents them from having periods. The period wizard makes their girlfriend feel much better, causing them to not be too stressed to have a period.

Girlfriend: "I used to be too stressed to have periods, but then I got with this period wizard and BOOM! period."

by Nex2950 September 4, 2021

Period

a thing that happens once a month for girls and blood leaks out of their vagina

O NO i got my period

by Bob su November 25, 2019

perioding

For when a female is on their period and is doing nothing for except bleeding

She was just sitting there, perioding

by SMD™ October 20, 2021

period ahh period uhh

BRIT BARBIE period ahh period uhh is a song
by ofc BRIT BARIBE

i am period ahh you are period uhh. period ahh period uhhh

by Mr. Toedawgs September 25, 2022

PERIODIC ASS WAX SYNDROME

when you have ass wax all the damn time and it takes you at least 5 minutes to get it all off. Usually results in an assbleed.

Hobo 2: Hobo 1 get out of the bathroom. All the food is almost gone

Hobo 1: I have PERIODIC ASS WAX SYNDROME. Remember?

Hobo 2: Oh yeah nvm.

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! June 3, 2023

Period

The uterus shedding layers which feels like being stabbed by a knife in your lower abdomen and causes blood, breakouts, mood swings, cramps, and cravings.

Me: *sobs*
My bestie: “what’s wrong?”
Me: “ period”
My bestie: “I’ll get the hot water bottle”

by ReeseMaggiearemypuppies February 27, 2024