retarded cumfuck

When a guy named Ian is forced to the kneel, then he opens his mouth, sucks on a penis, and when the guy cums, the Ian will do the matrix and try to avoid the bullet. Apperently all Ians have failed.

Last night, this retarded cumfuck got hit with my hot, creamy jizz.

by Ian Housearrest January 9, 2009

ok retard

you really tried to search for what this means? ok retard

you: Im going to search what "ok retard" means so that i increase my intelectual intelligence

me,hearing your nerd ass from somewhere in the internet: ok retard

by ninon peaguda April 8, 2019

Fucking Retard

1) fucking retard= fucktard

2)someone who is mentally sick

3) A fucked up person how you hate

Joe: "breaks something of casey's toy"

Casey: What the fuck is wrong with you, you mentally sick, fucked up fucking retard

by Cunt_controller October 21, 2010

retard roulette

having a baby at age 40 or older. Babies born to women who are 40 or older have a much higher risk of being born with developmental or cognitive disabilities, like Down's syndrome, mental retardation, and autism. Thus, anyone who has a baby over 40 is gambling with their baby's health -- hence, "roulette."

"Kelly Preston is having a baby at age 47? She's playing retard roulette with that pregnancy."

Sarah Palin's son, Trig, has Down's syndrome and was born when Sarah was 44.

by Liz Lime December 24, 2010

semi-retarded

1. When someone is barely retarded but does something really weird and stupid, he is semi-retarded.
2. When someone is completely right with their opinion, but only you disagree, so you consider him semi-retarded.

That one guy Michael, he is semi-retarded for thinking pee is stored in the balls!

by splendidgamesinc May 8, 2018

bird retard

someone who owns a bird, is apart of the lgbtq community, refers t o them self as a neurodivergent, has more discord friends then real friends, and has band kid humor. which is unfortunately like 50% of the bird community

person 1- Alex is such a bird retard

person 2- fax

by CoolAlex2021 May 7, 2022

retarded duck

a beautiful young girl, sweet and kind.

man, that girl is a retarded duck

by katy j becum March 22, 2017