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purple jesus

a very high dose of LSD disguised as a single hit. A 'purple jesus' contains between 100 and 500 regular LSD doses. It is sometimes given to a someone as a practical joke or even punishment, since the person is likely to never be the same way again.
That turned out to be a Purple Jesus, not some regular weekend trip. 'Nice knowing you', were the last words I heard from the person who gave it to me.
by oznogrd December 30, 2009
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purple haze

usually a strong weed, but also crips and blood colors...or vl and gd colors mix into purple!! purple haze that iz!
Nigga, i got so much purple haze in my body!
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Purple Thunder

purple thunder is an underground army created by two high schools students. it is the second largest underground army. Members will usually yell purple thunder in a loud deep raspy voice to show they repsect their membership.
the two high school students walked past each other while yelling "PURPLE THUNDER!!"
by da_drizzle December 10, 2011
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purple punch

A drink cocktail consisting of any clear softdrink mixed with clear hard alcohol , then for the purple color add the candy, any prescription caugh medication that is either pure hydrocodone or a very potent synthetic opioid caugh medication
I cant keep my eyes open, I think i had too much purple punch
by matt hache November 10, 2007
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Purple Helmet

1: Although there are other "sexual" meanings for the "purple helmet". The core definition is to compare someone to a less intelligent person.

2: To call someone stupid or a insulting retardation.

3: A inside joke about insulting someone that does not know what a purple helmet is.
Tim, do you wear a purple Helmet after that stunt you just pulled?
by xBenjamin August 2, 2015
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Purple toe

Something me bruvver won't shutup about. I mean, he just keeps going on about it, man!
Jon: I have a Purple Toe!
Gaz: SHUTUP ALREADY!
*Beats Jon with an Iron bar*
by Gaz: The Purple Toe Hater December 14, 2004
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Purple carrot

A penis that is tied a kinky manner and looses Circulation
I was Chillen with my girlfriend last night and fell asleep for an hour, I woke up and...boom... A purple carrot. You can bet on it that we had a good time last night.
by Kinky boots123 May 20, 2016
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