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I'm such a nice guy.

A typical saying by guys who's not generally nice. They're simply saying this thinking the girls will have sex with them if they say this phrase. They generally say this over and over to a girl, so she thinks he's a nice guy, but once she rejects him his true colors come to the surface.
Fake Nice Guy: "I'm such a nice guy. Why won't these bitches have sex with me?"
An Actual Nice Guy: "Girls won't have sex with you, because you're a total douchebag."
Fake Nice Guy: "Whatever asshole, I am a nice guy. Girls are just total bitches!"
An Actual Nice Guy: "Whatever helps you sleep at night."
by SunshineSam218 March 6, 2021
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Schrödinger's Nice Guy

Someone who acts nice until they get rejected, then acts like they deserve whatever they want
Mike: Haha, that's so funny. Um would you want to go out sometime?
Emily: Sorry no I do not really want to
Mike: Fuck you whore I hope you die in a fire. I'm so nice to you and you dont even want to go out with me once. What a bitch.
Emily: Gee a real Schrödinger's Nice Guy there.
by NiceGuysEatBalls April 5, 2021
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roblox is nice bub

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or it means roblox is actually nice not bad bub
by forROBLOXiscoool April 17, 2021
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National be nice to short people day

On November 4, you need to be nice to people under 5'4
If you are not nice to short people then watch out for the monster under your bed for it is national be nice to short people day.
by vertigoe? October 13, 2021
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National be nice to your boyfriend day

28 October

a day where you be extra nice to your boyfriend
girlfriend: "your looking beautiful today."
girlfriend: gives kiss
boyfriend: "whats mad you so nice."
girlfriend: "its national be nice to your boyfriend day."
by boyfriend day October 27, 2021
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Have a Nice Rest of Your Day

When your cordially invited to go Fuck yourself!

History: When in the Hell did we start inserting “rest of your” in the salutation, “Have a nice (rest of your) day!”
I.E. When you leave a small tip, or in current times, when you frequent almost any establishment, and upon exiting the premises an employee will say, “Have a nice REST of your day!”
by AWA2000 December 12, 2021
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Church of nice Bishops

Catholics who care more about other people's feeling then souls.
Most Catholics who are in hell are from the Church of nice Bishops.
by Shenye January 24, 2022
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