Hayden's Ass

A giant ass like so big. He himself describes it as squishy.

Guy 1 : wow look at Hayden's Ass.
Guy 2 : wow thats so big.

by Gay_Priest June 20, 2021

volcanic ass

The 3rd degree burn effect on your butthole and taint caused by hot molten burning diarrhea that shoots out and burns your asshole!!! It is a wicked hot liquid that squirts out your butthole. It has been known to singe all pubes and inhibit walking for days.

I had to buy flame retardant underwear because of my volcanic ass!! I could no longer handle the extreme pain of burnt ass and taint.

by BekahBooVT February 1, 2014

Physician Assing

When you make the doctor or his staff angry and they leave the thermometer up your bum for an hour.

Chris decided that a physician assing was in order, after much harassment from thier patient Lin.

by StrongB December 1, 2021

Ass Gadget

An anal sex-toy. Specifically, the name given to anal sex toys that are used by straight men.....who just "happen" to be "curious."

Brett swears he's not gay, he just tried the ass gadget out of curiosity

by The_Golden_Gopher March 1, 2009

Shy ass

Shy ass is a situation one finds himself when he wants to take a shit but get to the toilet and nothing comes out.

Gift: Yo man, I gotta take a shit

Ebuka: Go ahead

Gift: *leaves and comes back in two minutes*

Ebuka: Wow! So fast?

Gift: Nah Bro, I got a shy ass

Ebuka: Damn!

by Litblogger February 18, 2017

Tooth ass

When you have a fat butt and where white genes

Marlies is a tooth ass

by Nicolas is cool November 23, 2016

Ass Accordion

The act of squatting and farting at the same time.

I ate a bunch of beans today and when I did the leg press at the gym, I made an Ass Accordion

by Subtle777 October 23, 2012