A contraption consisting of an empty paper towel tube, two pieces of paper towel and an empty pen. Stuffing a piece of paper towel in one end and placing a live mouse inside and closing off the opposite end with paper towel wrapped around empty pen to allow air flow into the chamber. Take four hits of marijuana and blow into the mouse bong.
Dude; What are you blowing pot smoke into, Man?
Man; Mouse bong.
Dude; Wtf?
Man; Watch this (blows pot smoke into device, unstuffs one end of mouse bong to release dizzy mouse)
Dude; Fuck!
Man; Mouse bong.
Dude; Wtf?
Man; Watch this (blows pot smoke into device, unstuffs one end of mouse bong to release dizzy mouse)
Dude; Fuck!
by Bauxb October 31, 2017

by DirkDiglett January 31, 2015

a creature from the show Hilda which can be found on Netflix. The tide mouse is a creature that can be created with specific ingredients. once you have the ingredients, find a small pool and the next morning it will appear to you. you use this spell to give a loved one good luck.
by PrizmJacket November 20, 2020

A question regarding a self-evident matter. The Mickey Mouse question is most common among people new to the workplace and privates in the military. Perhaps one might inquire what military rank should they address the civil personnel at the barracks as.
Captain Juntunen, do I have your permission to sneeze?
No more Mickey Mouse questions private Virtanen!
No more Mickey Mouse questions private Virtanen!
by Urban Gnome September 12, 2025

by JukoDuko June 12, 2021

When you are driving with your toothless sister and she is giving road head, the steering wheel is lowered effectively trapping her head in your crotch like a mouse in a trap.
by Ridge Reaper March 11, 2021
