flush the mouse

When one, in a fit of anxiety and unsure of the best next steps, makes a rash an ill-advised decision leading to a bad outcome. Originally conceived and made famous on the Tony Kornheiser Show.

I wasn't even sure what state Oakland was in, but I only had two more minutes to submit my bracket, so I picked Kentucky to win. Man, I really flushed the mouse on that one.

Tony: I didn't know what to do with this dead mouse. So, I thought, "I know! I'll flush the mouse."
Michael: Oh, no.

by xSD-305x March 27, 2024

Flush the Mouse

To screw up, to fold under pressure, to do the wrong thing at the wrong time.

Stony Brook was in the lead, but then those choking dogs did what they do best, Flush the Mouse, and lost by 22.

by TK’s Littles March 27, 2024

Flushed the mouse

To take a rash action, viewed in hindsight as stupid.

Tony really flushed the mouse when he picked Kentucky to win the NCAA tournament.

by Bootsy and the hammer March 28, 2024

eat the mouse

To be stupid, dumb, unintelligent, or unaware. Best used as an accusation

Past tense: “ate the mouse”

“bro how did you not know that she went to our school? you ate the mouse fr.”
“i knew! i swear i didn’t eat the mouse”

by slumpchump March 31, 2024

Drunken Mouse Syndrome

When a KVM switch messes with your mouse and your mouse just moves wherever it wants at any given time.

it seems possesed.

Well, I would've had that report done, but the Drunken Mouse Syndrome is keeping me from clicking on anything. I'll let it sit for a while until it gets better... maybe.

by Roxtards July 13, 2022

Dancing your mouse

Someone who spends more time dancing and bouncing their mouse around their desk to music than actually doing any work.

Hey Bland, how about you do some work instead of dancing your mouse like you’re in some sort of Scottish stage show.

by User1893 July 21, 2022

Mickey Mouse

Has a train service goes everywhere he wants too can even drive on the water the only problem is that some fat oga woman keeps interrupting his train service this makes Mickey Mouse angry

This train has 10 coaches only 1 will be arriving at the platform - Mickey Mouse

by Gjrjejdj July 22, 2022