Garfunkel Lock

Where the only music you can find on the radio is decades older than what you want to hear.

I was looking for the new Shinedown songs on the radio but I was in Garfunkel Lock

by musicalive February 14, 2012

keep locked

stay tuned

Radio Disc jockey to his audience:

Hey man, keep locked!

by chzug February 15, 2012

liquor lock

A lock that locks up a liquor cabinet in a house so the kids/teens can't get to the liquor.

The kids had a big house party while we were away for the weekend and they got into the liquor. We need a liquor lock!

by Teratogen March 6, 2012

Zombie Locked

When a door will only open by someone slamming into it. Like a zombie staggering forward.

Tom's front door was Zombie Locked so he could only open it by dropping all his weight into the handle.

by Froginabox December 16, 2011

Shmeil Locks

The curlies that come down from the side of the Jews face in New York City and surrounding areas.

Do you have any jerricurl activator for my shmeil locks?

by Charles Lee Ray Xavier August 12, 2011

varsity lock

Someone who is definitely going to make varsity next season.

"Jeff is a varsity lock did you see how much playing time he gets"

by toop223 October 20, 2023

Lock Thrilla

Someone that holds someone's pocket in prison.

That's Treyvon's Lock Thrilla

by Heister Fucks Cats October 25, 2023