Honey Mission

Errands from your spouse that end up being a wild goose chase or an impossible to achieve task. Similar to a dummy mission.

Man1: she asked me to get the mascara out of her car it’s not in there
Man2: Sounds like she sent you on a honey mission.

by Dropthealbumkendrick May 28, 2021

honey stranger

Masturbating with a swollen hand after getting stung by a bee, hornet or yellow jacket.

Tim stayed home to give himself a honey stranger. He got stung by a yellow jacket and his hand is swollen like a bologna log.

by Sassy Ritz Cracker August 30, 2021

honey-bo

A young girl who may look sweet and innocent but is actually a tantrum filled bitch. She can be loving and kind sometimes but you don’t want to get on the wrong side of her she will kill you!!!

Oh it’s honey-bo, you don’t wanna mess with her.

by GA6 October 6, 2018

Honey Bear

The prettiest girl in the entire world and best girlfriend. She is caring and attentive. She is hardworking and loves to laugh. She has a pretty smile and even prettier eyes.

You see her over there? That’s my Honey Bear.

by Anonymousmannumber3 September 25, 2023

honey on my burger

When a man cums on a woman's vagina.

"I like honey on my burger"

by Lil wonton April 22, 2015

Honey Dip

smothering your sack in some honey which adds extra flavoring to the blowjob

"Honey Dipping is the best way to do it"

by UnknownSpookyKid December 4, 2020

Honey bun

Extremely effective at removing homeless people, especially when microwaved. Can be thrown or shot out of a potato cannon for maximum effectiveness.

Hey jared, i just shot a homeless person with a molten honey bun!

Jared: lol shitter 😂

by Crappyguy9920 January 25, 2024