A phrase that means "to suck dick." Only gamers have gamer pipes and can call their penis a "gamer pipe."
"Dude, those two girls came over and smoked the gamer pipe while I beat The Witcher 3."
"Wow man, I wish girls would smoke the gamer pipe at my place."
"Wow man, I wish girls would smoke the gamer pipe at my place."
by snarkeater September 13, 2018
A period of time or event that is deemed “Epic” by gamers. One of the best things you can get called by a Gamer is Epic.
Dave: Woah Man
Kevin: What
Dave: I just 360 no scoped someone on COD
Kevin: Bruh that really is an Epic Gamer Moment
Kevin(In game): BrUh cAn wE kIcK DaVe hE iS hAcKiNg
Game: DaveBoi69 has been kicked for hacking
Kevin: What
Dave: I just 360 no scoped someone on COD
Kevin: Bruh that really is an Epic Gamer Moment
Kevin(In game): BrUh cAn wE kIcK DaVe hE iS hAcKiNg
Game: DaveBoi69 has been kicked for hacking
by Fedora Stoat July 20, 2019
Pewdiepie's heavenly intro to his minecraft videos. This is like God saying "let there be light". Once you hear it you can never not hear it. It just keeps ringing in your head.
Mom: Honey, wake up!
Me: GOOOOOOD MOOOORNING GAMERRRRRRS!!! It's a beatiful day in Minecraft.
Mom: I am sending you to mental health care school ok?
In Mental Health Care:
Me: Good morning gamers!!!!!!!!!
Doctors: We have an Avengers level threat.
Me: GOOOOOOD MOOOORNING GAMERRRRRRS!!! It's a beatiful day in Minecraft.
Mom: I am sending you to mental health care school ok?
In Mental Health Care:
Me: Good morning gamers!!!!!!!!!
Doctors: We have an Avengers level threat.
by bamboomaster September 09, 2019
An excuse that is only used by a gamer after he is beaten by another gamer or beaten by the computer. Such as "He only beat me because I was reloading" or "I didn't get enough sleep lastnight."
by Matthew Williams October 12, 2006
The ultimate gamer guy fuel. it revives the soul and refreshes the spirit. no man can drink enough. it it rare and to be valued above all other beverages. drink responsibly, as its intoxicating aura and taste can lead to an overwhelming desire to game for weeks on end.
gamer guy 1: hey got any gamer girl pee?
gamer guy 2: yeah i found 8 ounces on ebay for like 170 bucks.
gamer guy 1: ight lemme have some.
gamer guy 2: k here just take a sip.
gamer guy 1: *chugs the whole thing and fucking dies*
gamer guy 2: yeah i found 8 ounces on ebay for like 170 bucks.
gamer guy 1: ight lemme have some.
gamer guy 2: k here just take a sip.
gamer guy 1: *chugs the whole thing and fucking dies*
by bootlegtechno June 13, 2018
Noun.
A self-styled "hardcore gamer" who proliferates the excesses of gaming culture, including its issues of elitism and bigotry against marginalized groups, and who stands opposed to the normalization of video games for a mass-market audience.
A self-styled "hardcore gamer" who proliferates the excesses of gaming culture, including its issues of elitism and bigotry against marginalized groups, and who stands opposed to the normalization of video games for a mass-market audience.
Although Gamergate has provided a unifying ideal for them, and has amplified their presence on the internet, Capital-G Gamers have existed since Nintendo Entertainment Systems were found in the boys' toy aisle, in the form of webcomic authors, arcade bullies, and internet forum posters who reject efforts to cater to the female playerbase--among countless other forms.
by Nickel Pickler July 23, 2021
A temporary attentiveness of the brain to the outside world when engaged in intense gameplay. Usually the victim uses easy quick words to get the person thats talking to them away faster.. Also very dramatic when the an event occurs (i.e. winning or losing)
Friend 1: Yo man im usin your bathroom
Friend 2: Dont even bother talking to him.. he is gamer attention deficit.
Gamer: yup
Friend 1: Wheres the toilett paper?
Gamer: yup
Friend 1: Nevermind, found it
Gamer: FUCK YEAH!
Friend 2: Dont even bother talking to him.. he is gamer attention deficit.
Gamer: yup
Friend 1: Wheres the toilett paper?
Gamer: yup
Friend 1: Nevermind, found it
Gamer: FUCK YEAH!
by Jesse Verbiski October 11, 2007