Used as a verb, it is a highly erotic act of pleasure performed for a single male by two shorties frequenting an adult entertainment establishment. It involves a wilingness on the parts of all parties to enter a state of shangri-la while being serviced by the staff.
"Hey Laura and Kristin, lets go get us some pooty-tang and show Matt the real meaning of female lapper!
by LOVE2LAP February 18, 2005

by point3keats May 15, 2010

How fuckable a woman is as a package, weighing her ugly traits against sexy ones.
Example: UFC fighter Bethe Correia. Her face looks like Javier Bardem in the movie No Country For Old Men, but her body and ass are a solid 10. She averages out to a 7.
Example: UFC fighter Bethe Correia. Her face looks like Javier Bardem in the movie No Country For Old Men, but her body and ass are a solid 10. She averages out to a 7.
- "Hey man, how would you rate Sandra at the office on the 1-10 Female attractiveness scale bra?"
- "She's ugly as shit but her ass is magnificent so she's like a 6 or 7 bra."
- "She's ugly as shit but her ass is magnificent so she's like a 6 or 7 bra."
by HorsemeatSoufflรฉ September 10, 2016

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by LuffysgirlfriendANDYOU QWEEN๐ April 26, 2021

Female.
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by sorrynotsorry123456789 August 21, 2017
