Ass Eating Season

Around late December to late February where everything has ice on it and when you try to walk you eat ass

Its Ass Eating Season, meaning falling down on ice during the winter months

by W0RDM4K3R February 14, 2021

Etoncake

Burnt chocolate cake with "special" icing. A seduction tool used by Eton Boy.

Would you like to come over for some Etoncake? I'll do my special icing.

by Bismark December 1, 2004

Eating a pear

Yet another term for masturbation.

Svetlana: What's up?

You: Just eating a pear.

Svetlana: Oh, I won't interupt then, have a good time I guess.

by Teh Vesti sucks March 29, 2009

eating a brownie

Eating out an asshole.

I dont like eating a brownie on the first date. That is more of a third date kind of thang.

by anallickits May 28, 2014

half-eaten war bagel

A person of jewish heritage who was crippled during the holocaust in Germany.

"Your grandfather was a half-eaten war bagel."

by pjiy February 26, 2009

No Elton

A saying synonymous with no homo used by homophobes & closed minded teens. Seriously, is there a need to declare how hetero you are? Do gay people say "no hetero" or "no Obama" or whoever the fuck is hetero, just because closed minded people assume they're str8? No. So grow up kiddies :)

Shawn: Bro im lyk sooo str8! No Elton k? No Elton!

Jake: Dude why are you making a big deal as if it matters if you're gay or bi or not? Get over your homophobia.

by Mrs. Intelligent July 24, 2010

Butt-Eating Dyke

A type of lesbian who believes it does not count as a heterosexual act to eat the bumhole of a person of male gender, but who otherwise would not engage in sexual activity with men. As they prefer to eat sniz.

"did you hear that lesbian natasha ate out bens asshole? What a butt-eating dyke"

by carly Luis April 13, 2008