How much do you weigh baby, about 150?
Nah? 170?
Nuh uh? 190?
No? Holy shit bitch, don't tell me you're bustin the deuce!
Nah? 170?
Nuh uh? 190?
No? Holy shit bitch, don't tell me you're bustin the deuce!
by pimpology 1 and 2 September 5, 2003
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A shit that is so unique that it is said to have a designer quality. Generally brought on from food poisoning especially by the high meat and low roughage content of Colombian ethic food.
Friend 1: You okay man? You were in there a long time.
Friend 2: Sorry about that, I was dropping a Dolce Deuce.
Friend 2: Sorry about that, I was dropping a Dolce Deuce.
by PRPaycheck October 15, 2009
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Douchacalypse is a modification of the word Apocalypse (Greek: Ἀποκάλυψις Apokálypsis; "lifting of the veil" or "revelation") which is a term applied to the disclosure to certain privileged persons of something hidden from the majority of mankind. Today the term is often used to refer to Armageddon, also referred to as the end of the world, which may be a shortening of the phrase apokalupsis eschaton which literally means "revelation at the end of the æon, or age". In the Christian tradition, 'The Apocalypse' refers in particular to the Book of Revelation, the last book of the Bible.
Douchacalypse is a modification of the word Apocalypse (Greek: Ἀποκάλυψις Apokálypsis; "lifting of the veil" or "revelation") which is a term applied to the disclosure to certain privileged persons of something hidden from the majority of mankind. Today the term is often used to refer to Armageddon, also referred to as the end of the world, which may be a shortening of the phrase apokalupsis eschaton which literally means "revelation at the end of the æon, or age". In the Christian tradition, 'The Apocalypse' refers in particular to the Book of Revelation, the last book of the Bible.
Dude 1: "Dude, the Apocalypse may happen in 2012, but the Douchacalypse is already here in 2010."
Dude 2: "Dude, finding a hot, undouchy chick is hard enough, now I have to deal with this?
Dude 2: "Dude, finding a hot, undouchy chick is hard enough, now I have to deal with this?
by your undouchiness January 7, 2010
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Darren, suddenly seized with the need to drop plops, sprinted to the bathroom and unloaded with such bad intentioned velocity that he deuce splooshed himself.
by ShogunHaiku March 13, 2010
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schmidty- Err my names schmidty and i love internal bombings err
devin- schmidty your such a douch burger
schmidty- Err my names schmidty and i had no clue that i was dealing with a person with such superiority. i will adjust my day accordingly err.
devin- Err my names schmidty and im a douch burger errr.
devin- schmidty your such a douch burger
schmidty- Err my names schmidty and i had no clue that i was dealing with a person with such superiority. i will adjust my day accordingly err.
devin- Err my names schmidty and im a douch burger errr.
by juan pe petuch July 15, 2010
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