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Cousin

Girl: it’s hug you ur cousin day
Cousin: What is that
Girl: Let me show you
Girl: (hugs cousin)
Cousin: ohhh
by Annie12317 October 21, 2019
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Uber Cousin

The relation between two people who share first cousins, but are not related to eachother through blood
Jared and Josh are Uber cousins because they aren't related by blood, but they share first cousins....This makes Jared's mom and sister fair game for Josh.
by jdrxb6 May 17, 2011
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Cousins by the half dozens

A typical descriptor of the modern extended nuclear family. No longer can people claim to have dozens of cousins when average children per family rates have dropped so drastically since the baby boom era.
Vinny: Hey Joe! How was your family reunion paisano?
Joe: Hey Vinny! It was good. My nonna and aunts and uncles were all there. There was plenty of linguine left over since I got cousins by the half dozens.
by Church Wexler May 3, 2025
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cousin-in-law

1- Cousin's spouse.
2- Spouse's cousin.
cousin-in-law.
by Simaduria July 26, 2024
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Cousin

Fake name/description for your significant other in an attempt to cover up your cheating. Very prevalent in states like Florida.
If you ever get caught cheating in a picture just say " nah its all good yo, he/she's my cousin"!
by Notyourcousinmaam March 4, 2014
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irregular-quintuple-fourth-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents, zero great-great-grandparents and nine great-great-great-grandparents in common.
Irregular-quintuple-fourth-cousin.
by Cerejini May 21, 2024
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cousin-pibling

Parent's first cousin.
My cousin-pibling is a good person.
by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019
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