Electoral College

A group of people who represent states, and are the ones that do the actual voting. It's also the reason why Trump got elected, despite the fact that more people voted for Hillary. The electoral college is why your vote probably doesn't matter. (still vote though it's good for you)

The electoral college is the worst and it makes me want to cry.

Electoral College by lil.wayne March 9, 2019

Connecticut College 

An elite NESCAC liberal arts college, ranked among the top 50 liberal arts colleges in the US by USnews. Despite it's reputation as being overly preppy, all different types of students can be found living harmoniously at conn, and the campus is generally extremely friendly and happy. Because of it's beautiful campus and location, there are lots of opportunities for outdoor activities. It is also praised for its excellent professors, careers office (CELS), free music lessons, and overall good academics. Conn may not be for everyone, but those students that love it have an amazing 4 years.

I go to Connecticut College and love it!

Connecticut College by jd14 December 2, 2011

Muhlenberg College 

A small, prestigious liberal arts college located in Allentown, PA. Founded in 1848, it has been ranked consistently as a first tier school, most recently the #71 college in the US according the US Weekly, and #49 best value college according to Kiplinger. It is in the Centennial Conference, along with other prestigious schools such as Swarthmore, Dickinson, and Johns Hopkins. The college is in the same tier as local schools Lehigh University and Lafayette, and much higher than Moravian College. Total costs of attending sum up to $46,000.

Muhlenberg College has an excellent rate of acceptance for students attending medical and other graduate schools.

Muhlenberg College by topschools11 November 23, 2009

McMurtry College 

The ninth residential college of Rice University (or tenth if you are only counting dormitories). McMurtry has a plethora of punted pandas, a war conch, and the ownership of the University's finest pizza oven and a majority share of West Servery.

What is that loud conch and yelling about? / Oh it's just McMurtry College being INTENSE.

McMurtry College by Murt2521 April 14, 2011

Cookie Cutter College Slut

The idiot drama queens from high school that go to college, act like a bitch, get retard drunk 6 nights a week and fuck everything in sight.

"Shoo, you annoy me by being a cookie cutter college slut."

Cookie Cutter College Slut by The Phlarponian April 15, 2010

Anal Bobs College

1. Major Christian university located in Tulsa, Oklahoma
2. Oral Roberts' evil cousin

What's your alma mater?
I went to Anal Bobs College.
I'm sorry to hear that.
Thanks, those two years of my life sucked.

Anal Bobs College by Sejis January 6, 2012

Brooklyn College (Academy)

A "school" where the population is 95% black and 5% white, but somehow everyone gets along. Its kind of like an experiment where they mix weird substances and see if they work, and they do. I hate this school though. It suckssssssssss. No football team. A few oversized mofo's on a basketball team that sucks.

When my friend asked me what school i go to, I told him Brooklyn College (academy), and i had to give him a 30 minute speech because he never heard of the school.

Brooklyn College (Academy) by Garibald December 21, 2008