closet jerk

someone who is only pretending to be nice to you but secretly doesn't like you. May ignore you, never include you and diss you in private with their closet jerk friends.

"He just politely shut me down with that irritating politician smile. What a closet jerk."

by Caaulolo September 16, 2020

closet jerk

Polite and subtle rejection. Someone who is only pretending to be nice to you but secretly doesn't like you. May ignore you, never include you and diss you in private with their closet jerk friends.

"He just politely shut me down with that irritating politician smile. What a closet jerk."

by Caaulolo September 16, 2020

Close but no cigar.

It means that your incredibly close to doing something incredible, but ya failed! so, you’re close but...
No cigar!

Macy: Hey, i almost won the presidential election, but this twat named Jack did.
Blaire: Well, *chuckles* you’re close but no cigar.

by history fan, lmao November 28, 2020

Clouder

When you want someone to speak loud and clear but too lazy to say all the words.

Can you do that a little clouder?!?
Can you please speak clouder?!?

by wochebok January 22, 2021

close game

Close game, or short cg is written after a game that has just been won or lost

damn cg
that was a close game
cg

by RickAndMoreTea January 25, 2021

crouser trough

A crouser trough, or trouser cough is when an individual Farts. But crouser trough is a different way to say it

-Oh dude nice crouser trough.

-Did you hear that massive crouser trough that just came out of jack?

by Pie_is_awesome108 December 23, 2020

Clausecount

When you are counting the amount of clauses in a sentence or set of sentences, like a paragraph. Typically done for very specific sentence writing activities, and maybe some video editing purposes as well, as showing a sentence clause by clause can have a greater affect on the viewer.

Dude 1: Almost done script, just gotta clausecount a few sentences.
Dude 2: Sound.

by idunnodictionary February 20, 2021