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Canadian Bacon Jerk

After engaging in anal sex, the woman will jerk off the man, and after, she'll lick her fingers clean.
i love the taste of susie's mouth after receiving a canadian bacon jerk.
by bri-marzee February 7, 2009
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Canadian Air-Conditioning

Driving with one arm hanging out of your car window, cos your chiller broke.
Guy1: "Why's your right arm brown?"
Guy2: "We lost the air-conditioner in Dave's Pinto, so he drove us from Dallas to Houston in mid-summer with only Canadian air-conditioning and frequent beer stops to keep us frosty. It was hell."
by Uncle Des September 2, 2009
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Sweet Canadian Mullet

Can be use to describe some thing cool or sweet. Orignated in Watkins Glen, NY. Also can be found on the inside of SoBe caps.
by Christopher Stephany January 13, 2004
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Canadian Back Hoe

When one is sticking one's meat stick in a girl's pooper, and the girl's father walks in and catches you balls deep in her browneye. You then whip out your man beef, and slap the gentleman across his face with your muddy stick so as to teach him a lesson.
One of the most embarrasing things happened last night, dude. I was pluggin my girl's mud highway, and her father walked in.

Dude, what did you do?

I gave him the ol' Canadian Back Hoe, of course!
by Crappy Diaper April 10, 2008
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Canadian Food Fight

The ancient art of retrieving contents from a soiled toilet (barehanded) and throwing them at a disliked person across the room.
Who wants to start a Canadian Food Fight with that asshole across the room?
by Napple1025 July 27, 2016
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Canadian Anger Bang

That one occasion when you take your ex out for dinner and a movie with the sole intention of having angry sweaty

regretful intercourse with them later whilst listening to Canadian Rock Music's greatest export - Nickelback. Then when the song finishes leave without saying goodbye and flicking the bird whilst leaving the front door open
Bloke 1 - "Did you really go and see your ex again last night?"
Bloke 2 - "Yeah, gave her a right good Canadian Anger Bang"
Bloke 1 - *facepalm*
by ghostluchador May 23, 2018
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Canadian Cold Shoulder

A type of killing as defined by earlier Dutch (militia) settlers in Canada.
"Canadian Cold Shoulder" is when you sever either the right or left subclavian artery with a blade in the shoulder as you walk past the victim. Do to the rapid loss of blood, the body will decrease in temperature especially around the area of the wound. If the victim survives they will most definitely feel ice cold, hence the name "Canadian Cold Shoulder"

Lamens terms: stab victims shoulder while passing by, victim will bleed out & only see your back as you walk away, "Canadian Cold Shoulder"

(theres debate whether or not Dutch settlers used it against the aboriginals or if in fact it was a swift defence mechanism used against the settlers)
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by alwysgldn December 12, 2013
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