Brian Hicks is a humanoid creature measuring approximately 2.38 meters in height. Subject shows very little muscle mass, with preliminary analysis of body mass suggesting mild malnutrition. Arms are grossly out of proportion with the rest of the subject's body, with an approximate length of 1.5 meters each. Skin is mostly devoid of pigmentation, with no sign of any body hair. Brian Hicks is normally extremely docile, with pressure sensors inside its cell indicating it spends most of the day pacing by the eastern wall. However, when someone views SCP-096's face, whether it be directly, via video recording, or even a photograph, it will enter a stage of considerable emotional distress.
by NBreezii June 5, 2019

Look at this balloon lipped baboon Brian. Atleast if my tire goes flat I can make it home with his upper lip.
by Clarkson Kentsith November 22, 2021

Brian is a handsome guy with a long dick that would penetrate anybody’s daughter. Watch out for your girl around a Brian because they tend to be horny 24/7 and his big dick will strike.
by Ghyiooisi239 November 22, 2021

A good lookin dude who just simply gets the pussy. He gets it here, he gets it there, he gets it everywhere. Always has more than one chick to keep it entertaining.
by livinlarge007 May 28, 2016

Is a meal deal maniac. He eats a lot and eats and eats, pens are often stuck up his crack hole when it's open during most of his classes.
by BMPT July 5, 2019

A guy who bitch made and will cut you off three days later after saying he wants something in the future with you. Fuck Brian.
by joceee November 20, 2023

An honest person with a heart of gold and very sexual you know your on for a treat when you have a Purcell in your life
by Soapy101 February 8, 2018
