breastest

A partner in crime when hard at work.

How bout' it there breastest?

by Bresto September 3, 2016

Breakenstein

I device used to smoke marijuana that has been broken and repaired numerous times, usually resulting in a deformed yet functional piece.

This piece has been broken so many times, we should call it Breakenstein.

by Noj-noj January 13, 2009

Breakfast Cheat

Going out to breakfast with someone after making plans the night before to do so with someone else.

The urge to breakfast cheat stems from the belief that the original breakfast goer is still asleep.

Often happens after a night of heavy drinking.

Tia got caught breakfast cheating with me on Sunday when Miles woke up early and reminded her of their plans for breakfast.

by ma bell 33 June 10, 2009

Breasteses

The plural form of breasts that is sometimes frowned upon

Look at that lady’s breasteses

by Hehehejejensnsns December 21, 2019

Mexican breakfast

When you awake to a fellow bending over you in the "toilet position" with his balls in your mouth and a fart escaping out his arse on to your eyes. Popular on stag do's. This was named due to the similarity to the warm Mexican air and salty taste in your mouth.

Got served up a Mexican breakfast this morning. What a horrible start to the day.

by Eddie Munsta July 9, 2016

Ruby Breakfast

Often confused for the delicious Tropicana grapefruit juice, a Ruby Breakfast is giving or receiving sexual pleasure in the morning, referring to the red coloring of either male or female genitalia. Ruby Breakfast is the morning version of Afternoon Delight.

Hey! Did you remember to drink your Ruby Breakfast this morning?

Nah, not this morning. I got my Ruby Breakfast at the crack of dawn this morning.

by food_lover12345 November 23, 2016

Colombian Breakfast

for them ignorants Colombian Breakfast is not starting your day with a line of cocaine, I am a Colombian and I start my day with Arepas, Empanadas, Nuggets, Bread, Eggs, cereal,etc... don´t believe them stupid stereotypes not all Colombians don´t consume cocaine all day everyday, not even the half of us. yall stupid gringos

Carlos: Imma start my day with a Colombian Breakfast ( Two arepas and 2 scrambled eggs, random breakfast )

by ElCharlie April 8, 2017