Mr. Bong

n.

When someone acts like Mr. Bean when they’re high.

“Dude, what’s going on with Brad? Why is he making that face?”
“He goes full Mr. Bong when he smokes”
“Dude what.”

by drflips June 13, 2018

The Reverse Bong

A bong with a black hole in the bottom that inhales you instead of you inhaling it.

Wanna take a hit from The Reverse Bong? It'll take you outta this world.

by Pineapples01 November 19, 2017

Free the bong

When you have too much weed in a bong so you have to put it on the table to save yourself and your group from eminent death. Once a bong is freed it is available for anyone to pick up and light.

Stoner 1: I’m way too high bro, I gotta free the bong.
Stoner 2: Agreed, I’m stoned as fuck too.

by Ktayah February 3, 2018

put the pot in the bong

The weed that is currently in your surrounding premises is being directed by a fellow ally to be placed in a circular shaped filtration device nearby for social enjoyment.

This saying has stemmed long from a psychedelics culture at casual social gatherings, and has recently been used in JID song, "Off da Zonkys"

Hey, put the pot in the bong you filthy animal...*roar*

by Lady Bé November 26, 2020

chee bong

An alternative word for "pussy"or any swear word. Use it when you feel frustrated or surprised.

Chee bong! Youre such a bitch!!!! / Chee bong! I was kicked out of the queue for the Taylor swift concert tix!!!@#$@$

by pookietoehairs July 11, 2023

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 22, 2025

fake bong

A makeshift bong that beginners and or cheap/lazy people make to smoke weed.

donald trump: hey man nice fake bong.

bernie sanders: Thanks i made it my self.

donald trump: I know.

by badfish_XL May 15, 2016