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Bi-winning

A state of being achieved only after snorting inhuman amounts of cocaine (also known as "banging seven gram rocks"), starring in a gut-churningly horrible television show for several years, and then completely losing your mind because it "fires in a way that is not from this particular terrestrial realm".

Side effects include erratic behaviour and having tiger's blood.
Interviewer: Some are saying that you're bi-polar.

Bi-Winner: Wow, what does that mean?

(awkward pause)

Interviewer: I guess that you're on two ends of the spectrum.

Bi-Winner: Wow, and then what? What's the cure? Medicine? Make me like them? Not gonna happen. I'm bi-winning; I win here, I win there, now what?
by MartinSheen March 22, 2011
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Bi-winning

Involves periods of elevated or irritable moods, alternating with periods of depression. 99.99% of the world's population calls this bi-polar disorder. The other 0.01% (aka- Charlie Sheen) call this "bi-winning".
Reporter: Are you bi-polar?
Charlie Sheen: ... I'm Bi-winning.
by DaNerdling March 26, 2011
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Bi-ishly

When someone is bi but only seems to like men
Dude Aaron seems bi-ishly today
by No one likes Bella April 8, 2022
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Bi-Computal

The ability for a person to use both a MAC and PC functionally.
Joe is bi-computal, he built out a Visio and then translated it to Graffle.
by Berticusmaximus May 30, 2013
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bi-currency

An individual that will accept multiple forms of currency as payment (or repayment) without preference. Typically, they travel or maintain bank accounts in multiple countries, especially Canada/USA or UK/Europe.
"Thanks for covering my tab last night, do you want American or Canadian Dollars?"

"Whichever, I'm bi-currency."
by Toxin August 15, 2007
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bi-lenol

tylenol, but for bisexuals
Person 1 (bisexual): "I'm feeling a bit sick.."
Person 2: "Take some bi-lynol, maybe it'll help"
Person 1: “Why not Tylenol?”
Person 2:”Bi-lenol works better for bisexuals”
by arte August 29, 2022
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BI?G

by brugga October 24, 2022
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