Online Banking Shock

The result of a spending spree or going out with friends (usually involving alcohol) where you use your debit or credit card without regard to the final bill or tab.

The result of a Splurge.

Friend 1: Hey how was the bar last night?

Friend 2: It got a little out of control, I don't really remember what happened. This morning I check my bank account and when i saw the tab that i paid, I almost fell off my chair.

Friend 1: You are suffering from Online Banking Shock.

by TMBTenor December 30, 2010

Fap bank

A rather delicate area of the brain, containing images, memories, and dreams, that can be used later to Fap in times of need.

How did you survive that weekend of camping? I tapped into the ol' fap bank.

by Benstar June 14, 2012

pudding bank

A whore's sex holes. Mouth, pussy, ass, etc.

Hey Joe see that bitch over there, I made a deposit in her pudding bank last night.

by Thewordmaker September 21, 2013

saunders bank

A popular Toona fishing spot south of Victor Harbour, SA where many dumb fucks can't get its name right. It's Saunders not Sanders

We bagged out on Toona at Saunders bank not Sanders bank you fucktard. Sanders is another 10km on.

According to my map we fish Saunders. "Sanders?, never heard of it"

Fuck, here we go again. It's actually Saunders

by It's a horse January 23, 2018

ernie banks

He is a 2 year old virgin that nobody likes and is the worst boyfriend and person ever - Donald Trump and Theresa May

That guy is totally an Ernie Banks

by davehascraves February 5, 2019

mr banks

The one guy you YEET coins into

I’m gonna Yeet dis quarter at mr banks

by Aceknight February 24, 2019

tab bankruptcy

When you have so many internet browser tabs open it is better that you just close all of them than sift through the nightmare hellscape your workspace has become.

Johnson: I would love to get those reports to you sir, I just need to sift through some of these tabs.
Manager: That's fine Johnson, it's time to declare tab bankruptcy, get your life together and get me them tomorrow.

by suntitan June 4, 2019