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bacon boner

1. when you like bacon so much, just the thought of it gives you a raging one

2. an intense craving for bacon. failure to satisfy this craving results in a psychological and abdominal suffering that surpasses the ache of blue balls.
(watching family guy)

friend 1: hey man why the hell do you have a boner?

friend 2: it's a bacon boner.

friend 1: oh okay thats cool man.

friend 2: wait why the hell do you have a boner?

friend 1: lois has nice tits.
by bacon3490745 May 23, 2012
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Baconation

Bacon-ation (bay-con-ach-on)

1. A celebration that involves bacon as a central theme.

2. The festivities engaged in to celebrate something while including bacon.

3. An act of celebration with bacon.
"Hey Charles, I can't believe you cured cancer! Time for a Baconation!"

"My dearest love, I can't think of a better way to celebrate the miracle that is the birth of our first child than by consuming copious amounts of bacon. Put down the baby, its baconation time!"
by pels July 2, 2012
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Bacon Country

Suzie: Where are you from?
Jack: You know, that place...Up there. With the bacon. Bacon Country!
Suzie: You mean Canada?
Jack: Yeah, that's it!
by Canadia Eh July 4, 2012
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Bacondolence

expression of sympathy with a person who is suffering sorrow, misfortune, or grief involving bacon.
Please accept my most sincere bacondolences.
by Brian Elwoods September 26, 2012
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baconly

When no amount of emotion will measure up, only baconly will suffice.
"Republican: You say you hate what I stand for so much that you can't describe it. I challenge you to at least TRY.

Me: I hate you baconly. Nothing is more supremely intense than baconly. "

Only to be used in situations of positive emotion when speaking of someone you're willing to go ATM with: "I love you baconly. That's a lot of fucking love."
by Decrease.World.Suck. October 22, 2012
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Bacon Sniffer

Make sure to turn on your bacon sniffer if you decide to do 80 in a 55.
by Bambootrident August 26, 2013
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baconess

When he saw that his girlfriend not only cooked breakfast, lunch and dinner with bacon but also used bacon home-and-body fragrances, Josh knew he had found a true baconess and must keep her at all costs
by Spiritedvision September 13, 2013
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