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Bat

Short for Cigarette.
If your out at the pub and get the flavor for a cigarette you ask someone for a bat.
Guy1: Gis us a bat lad.
Guy2: Here you go lad.
Guy1: Class.

"Proceed to smoke said bat"
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Cactus Bat

A highly refined weapon developed by zombie-fearing bros: A baseball bat with nails protruding from every angle
Glock? Check. Machete? Check. Cactus bat? Check. Let's go kick some zombie ass
by Brobacca June 9, 2011
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bat paradox

A delusion; To detach someone or something from its reality. To elevate someone or somethings station in a contradicting manner
Batman is just a man,but fist fights gods into submission? That's one hell of a bat paradox
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Blind bat

n. A douche nozzle driving at night without turning on their car's headlights.
"Watch out up ahead! There's a blind bat bee-lining right towards us!"

"Whoa, just dodged that blind bat in the nick of time!"
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spread-bat

Bruce hung from the rafters with arms and legs extended in spread-bat position, waiting for The Joker to bring him more Queso-flavored Ruffles.
by Rob April 28, 2023
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capturing a bat

A generic, unverifiable excuse to be late.
I'm capturing a bat. I might be late to work.
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the bat girl

When a girl is riding you and she is super wet she lifts her legs up does the splits then you lay all the way back and spin her by grabbing her feet. If preformed right you will become a human Mary go round and will have successfully done the bat girl congrats.
I did the bat girl and a week later I got married it works.
by You Grandmas Escort June 16, 2017
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