The dirty bowling ball

When you insert 4 fingers into gf/wife vagina and thumb in asshole sliding her down the hallway yelling strike.

I gave my wife the dirty bowling ball and nearly took out the the dog.

by Cal410 February 12, 2024

Heating iron and boiling hot water myth

The myth is where you put a heating iron and boiling hot water in the hole of your vagina and it’ll reduce getting wet from looking at random objects.

“Yo did you see the new heating iron and boiling hot water myth?”

by Uug Ggiughihhhh March 11, 2024

Monkey fucking a bowling ball

A manufactured problem, one that is easy to solve but not convient to the person responsible for manufacturing it. Normally it's a self solving problem, often created by management level decision makers, and would potentially negatively affect the person being asked for help in solving the problem. Artificial urgency is often imparted bu the bowling ball owner, along with the inability to self rescue & lack of understanding about the basic problem and their part in it.

A monkey would be done enjoying the bowling ball in time, without need or risk to the person trying to stop the monkey. It may attack, bite or otherwise retaliate if interrupted, but by waiting it will simply go away.

Mammals don't respond well to coitus interruptus, a bowling ball can be washed later with no risk to the person being asked for help.

A couple saw a cute bear in the park and stopped to feed it. The bear decided to finish eating their picnic basket, in the back seat. In a hurry to leave called the park rangers "Just wait a while, the bear will finish up and leave' the ranger suggested, and turning to their coworker says 'monkey fucking a bowling ball'

by anonymous November 15, 2025

this one is for the boys with the booming system

A lyric thats from nicki minaj super bass

This one is for the boys with the booming system top down ac with the cooling system when he come up in the club he be blazing up got stacks on his deck like he saving up

by Yaz_123Kajuík October 28, 2023