The mate an attractive person has instead of you. Saying that a girl's boyfriend is her 2nd Asshole implies that she should dump him and choose you as a mate instead.
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Meg has 2 assholes-the one under her skirt and the 2nd Asshole whom she dates!
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by Xelena November 28, 2010
A mixed drink that is at least 50% alcohol. The alcohol should be cheap like Vladdy or anything that is around 10 bucks a handle mixed with a crappy mixer like orange soda or lemon-ade
My friend wasnt enjoying the party so i made him an asshole drink. He got laid that night and doesnt remember any of it.
by The biggest asshole out there January 29, 2008
A determinate rating of the level of contemptibility of a person, as decided by his/her peers; measured from 0.0 to 100.0, where 100.0 is the highest/most.
by Kiko February 02, 2004
when someone eats the last bite of ice cream, takes the last hit, or simply consumes the final anything without asking anyone else first, they become an asshole. A consequential pushup or act of homage is then exhibited by the perpetrator.
"Dude thanks for not asking first before taking the last gummy worm! Get on the floor and do an asshole-pushup!"
by caligirl21 October 09, 2009
by blackpplsuck May 02, 2010
*Leave a message at the sound of the beep* BEEP..." Yo asshole lips, call me back ". ( Andrew Dice Clay voice )
by CodeBlvck October 11, 2015
bobby: oscar can i have a dollar
oscar: hell no
bobby: you gotta job
oscar: but i dont get paid till friday
oscar: so what
bobby: please
oscar: do i look like a bank to you
bobby: no
oscar: ok then
bobby: you got that asshole mentality i swear
oscar: hell no
bobby: you gotta job
oscar: but i dont get paid till friday
oscar: so what
bobby: please
oscar: do i look like a bank to you
bobby: no
oscar: ok then
bobby: you got that asshole mentality i swear
by Phoenix Fly May 17, 2010