plop ass

The action of sitting down in a casual fashion.

Hey bro, wanna go da dat dere White Castle's wit me?
Na, I'm gonna plop ass in yo crib while ya get da shit.

by Kaibe November 14, 2006

Ass Gadget

An anal sex-toy. Specifically, the name given to anal sex toys that are used by straight men.....who just "happen" to be "curious."

Brett swears he's not gay, he just tried the ass gadget out of curiosity

by The_Golden_Gopher March 02, 2009

Physician Assing

When you make the doctor or his staff angry and they leave the thermometer up your bum for an hour.

Chris decided that a physician assing was in order, after much harassment from thier patient Lin.

by StrongB December 02, 2021

fuzzy ass

A term used for when a girls ass hair is longer than the hair on her head

Haley is a fuzzy ass

by taddllleeetittuessssss July 16, 2015

glacier ass

Extra-large but soft and massively overflowing ass.

Check out the lady on the scooter! Her glacier ass is spilling over into aisle 4!

by Lothario the Scandalous November 03, 2014

Captain Ass

Individual who goes out and beyond the call of duty to make a total asshole out of himself whether it be too much to drink or just in general acting like a real asshole..

Here we go again....Tommy's making Captain Ass again!!!!

by CYN1CAL MIKE July 29, 2009

ass lap

An ass lap is when a girl has an ass so big that it creates a make-shift lap in the back which can be used as a shelf, or a inconvenient place for a cat to take a nap.

Hey, I set my beer down for a second and now it's gone. Did you see where it went?" "Yeah man, it's over there, you set it on Amanda's ass lap and she walked away." "Oh shit man, my bad.

by SameoldJake July 24, 2010