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noodel tools

a tool used by noodels to be more noodely and suck your mother up the bum bum
i will noodel tools your fanny u fart stain
by uga boogga booooga October 4, 2022
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browsing tools

Tools that are handy for purpose of browsing
The browsing tools proved to be extremely helpful.
by Hercolena Oliver January 12, 2009
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tool

a guy who wears pinnies (especially lax) on a daily occasion
by rockstarrrr September 6, 2010
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Tool

This word has multiple definitions:

1. Someone with a big ego who thinks they can do what ever.

2. A metal band (Personally I don’t like metal but I hear a lot of people are a fan of this band)
1.

Alex “Bro, Jacob is such a tool.”
Eliot “I know right!”

2. “My favorite band of all time is Tool!
by Cass_Bakes November 25, 2022
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Tommy the Tool Train

That one guy who acts like there your friend but flips out when you dont talk to them. They tipically flip out when this occurs. In that scenario it is acceptable to laugh at their dumb ass.
"Oh look guys it's Tommy the Tool Train."
"Hanging out at cedar point with the friends and ran into Tommy the Tool Train."
by soupman91 July 8, 2012
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tool

1)a person being used by others often without knowing it.
2) see douchebag
3) a digital scale used for massing small amounts of illicit substances. see digi.
3) buyer: this bag is slack
seller: no man it's straight
buyer: let me check your tool...see it reads 3.0, a ball is 3.5 you retard.
by Sr. Escobar August 21, 2007
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surprise tool

You say this when you wanna fuck some chick, but you do not want to tell them right away that its involving dicks, so you just say it is a surprise tool. It is pretty obvious though if your chicks horny.
1: So what are we doing at your house?
2: Fun with surprise tools.
1: Oh really?
2: Yeah
1: Yay! ;)
(horny case)
by DonglemyBongle June 5, 2020
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