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kei lugo

a very patient, funny, amazing, all around good person and wonderful to be around and not to mention incredibly handsome! probably has dyed curly hair and a gf of average height that he picks on for being little and a masochist WHICH IS NOT TRUE!!!
"oh my wowza who is that very segc gamor boy over there?" "that's kei lugo and he's taken btw" *immense sobbing noises*
by notgogi January 8, 2022
mugGet the kei lugomug.

bumpy keys

The keys "f" and "j" on the keyboard that people place their hands on because they feel good.
"Ohhh dude that keyboard has bumpy keys, lemmie feel 'em."
by FishLUL April 24, 2025
mugGet the bumpy keysmug.

keys

"You're so bad at this game."
"Bro, keys."
by Qyx January 11, 2025
mugGet the keysmug.

prop key

A random set of keys to leave on your desk that will give your boss and colleagues the impression that you are in the office, just not at your desk. Helpful when taking a long lunch or cutting out of the oFfice early. Certain military members (with desk jobs) can enhance the effect by leaving the prop keys on top of an extra piece of uniform headgear (beret or other hat)
Boss: Where's Bill? Coworker: I'm not sure, but he could not have gone far since his keys are on his desk. Boss: Okay, I'll catch him later. Coworker thinks "maybe not, if those are his prop keys."
by surlygirl63 May 31, 2011
mugGet the prop keymug.

Key

Stay … I wanted to do…
But my eyes…my heart…
Had to go…
Understand I don’t…
Numbers don’t lie…
I wish I knew why…
My love for you will always be…
Pray … I will that someday you will see
Until that day…
I promise you will have no bother me…
Return I will the key
The numbers are now free…
Silly as it may seem…
I will always believe
by U loving me; only in my dreams November 20, 2023
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Allen Key

A state of mind that can only be reached through the consumption of copious amounts of ketamine.

You may feel the urge to dismantle and reassemble IKEA furniture or adjust several bike seats with your head.
Person 1: "I am an Allen Key, put me back in the toolbox, babe"

Person 2 (Gandhi): "You need to stop taking horse tranquillisers my child, man is not meant to become small hand tools"

Person 1: "Pffft...whatever it's Allen Keyin' time, I'm boutta Allen Key all over this joint, I'm comin' for your sockets MOTHERLICKA!"
by GammonMuncher69 July 11, 2024
mugGet the Allen Keymug.

universal key

A card used to break into a house.
I use my universal key to open any locked door. example... credit card, license card
by JOHN WRIGHT NOW October 12, 2008
mugGet the universal keymug.

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