7 deadly sins

7 sins that every one commits, so we're all going to hell
1. Pride
2. Envy
3. Gluttony
4. Lust
5. Anger
6. Greed
7. Sloth

Everyday ways of committing the 7 deadly sins:

Girl 1: Wow, I'm got an A !!
(Devil snickering at the corner one more person added to his collection)

Random kid: Man, Girl 1 got an A, I wish I can too
Devil: Yasss

Mom 1: Hey Girl 1 wanna go out to celebrate
Girl 1: Ice cream?
Mom 1: Why not.
...At JP Licks
Girl 1: One large ice cream with extra caramel and some marshmallows

Devil: I might as well kill her now
Boy 1: Damn girl 1 doesn't only have a fine brain, but a fine ass body
Boy 2: (Drooling over girl 1's ass)
Devil counts all the people to add to his collection
Girl 2: That bitch Tatiana ARRGGG my boyfriend has his eyes all over her
Devil: Mwahaha
Girl 1: I love my job they pay so well
Girl 2: Give me cash
Girl 1:Two more for me
Next day:
Mom 2: Derrik wake up
Boy 1: Mom 2 come on, give me 5 minutes
Mom 1: It's 11:30 AM
Boy 1: Early for me
Mom: Arrgghh
Devil: Mwahaha

by IRobot December 31, 2014

The 7 Day Theory

The theory of 2pac faking his death. The number 7 is involved with this theory.

2pac is alive cuz the 7 day theory says so.

by jerome December 6, 2003

Dirty 7-11

1) Noun - A particularly nasty blowjob, one that makes you feel like you walked around in 7-11 barefoot.

or

2)Noun - A girl known for giving nasty blowjobs, especially midget girls.

Stay away from her, dude, she's nothing but a Dirty 7-11.

That bitch gave me a Dirty 7-11 last night.

by THISISNOTMYREALNAME October 22, 2012

Niggalation 7:11

If in the sheets she can't give you a treat, she belongs to the streets

Baby can you give me a treat tonight because I'm in the mood?

Niggalation 7:11 is a word used to define affairs and entanglements or a missing piece in a relationship

by JoTheBozoo May 11, 2021

ages 7 to 16

The ages your parents forget about you for your little sibling(s)

sorry broski's. It's true ages 7 to 16 suck!

by emotional salami December 14, 2020

sugar pine 7

An award winning YouTube show that was created by Steven Suptic. I would really recommend it but make sure you start from the beginning so you know what up

Yo dude did you see the new sugar pine 7 video

by Yoongs April 19, 2018

7 eleven marriage

A marriage of convenience.

Frank works like a dog, travels 95% of the time and has tons of dough. His wife Marisa could care less as long as she can spend it! No love in that 7 eleven marriage!!

by blankford July 9, 2012