David: "Where were you the night that Jackson fell off of his scooter at 20 mph"
Mark: "I was in my basement really high playing guitar"
Mark: "I was in my basement really high playing guitar"
by WadedVinos July 17, 2020

by Jenny the butt April 10, 2019

Having sex while in an airplane.
by DeepDishPizza August 1, 2016

Where you or two people ejaculate in two female's vaginas and they smack their vaginas together in a high-five like manner, using the semen as gluing material to enhance the sound of the collision. The sound is as similar as the sound of someone stuffing a turkey.
by BangalangMan January 30, 2025

Park Center Senior high or PHS is a school where “every body gets along” the teacher’s? Don’t even start. They’re so cheap they all went to that ghetto ass school and now they’re trying to teach us? Please! I’m still learning the same shit form 7th grade! Let’s not forget the smelly ass bathroom by the front of the schools, I’m sorry but y’all stank like ass. Bad ass, please stop doing your hair with bacons grease in the bathroom. It’s 8am and y’all smoke a whole ass joint on the bus or in the mf bathroom. Y’all good? No. I’m sorry but y’all Asian girls NEED to stop sharing a strawberry vape or a whole ass vape in general. I’m sorry for the girls who get pregnant by those low life guys and leave you! Y’all are strong!
Group of kids in the hallway at 7:00 before school fucken starts: *whisper*
*passes group of kids 2*
Group of kids 2: I’m pullin up to the mf school and shooting this shit down, *throws random gang signs up*
Group of kids 1 shocked: nahh, y’all bitch ass mother fuckers-
Administration: FUCKEN STOP, you BETTER STOP.
Snapchat: I’m shooting this school down, I’m calling all my homies, getting my two’s tomorrow
School administrators:**PANIC PANIC PANIC**
Sports students: omg I’m scare that we’re gonna get shot guys whahahaha.
Students: what, what’s going on?!
Police around the whole school: *mother fuckers waisting my time again*
Me: y-you think those mother fuckers are smart enough to do that?!!
Group of kids in the hallway at 7:00 before school fucken starts: *whisper*
*passes group of kids 2*
Group of kids 2: I’m pullin up to the mf school and shooting this shit down, *throws random gang signs up*
Group of kids 1 shocked: nahh, y’all bitch ass mother fuckers-
Administration: FUCKEN STOP, you BETTER STOP.
Snapchat: I’m shooting this school down, I’m calling all my homies, getting my two’s tomorrow
School administrators:**PANIC PANIC PANIC**
Sports students: omg I’m scare that we’re gonna get shot guys whahahaha.
Students: what, what’s going on?!
Police around the whole school: *mother fuckers waisting my time again*
Me: y-you think those mother fuckers are smart enough to do that?!!
Sarah: omg he goes to Park Center Senior high He must be hot!
Kid from PHS: no he’s ugly in the inside. Sorry
Kid from PHS: no he’s ugly in the inside. Sorry
by Isatnskzyoushouldtoo September 12, 2020

by Superrandomyk November 28, 2021

I escaped. I managed to escape. Finally. Okay, I don't have much time. I hacked onto a school computer and this was a website that I knew I could contact people with. Anyways, I have to tell you something.
Did you ever find it weird that a school made of 15 storeys is... a school? IT'S NOT. There are 2 underground levels used for manipulation on a mass scale. students are racked up and hypnotised into forced education, then after their session is complete, they forget all about it. We are force-fed an entire years worth of education in 2 hours, then we spend the rest of our time using that information in a practical and outdoors space, but still managing to hide from the public.
But, that sounds great?
IT DOES. But like communism, it sounds great, but in practice it's awful.
The kids have no idea this is happening, they think they're learning in a new and sophisticated way, but in reality, they have no idea what's going on, leading kids to go missing, insane, reach points of suicide and even points of homicide.
THIS MUST GET OUT, HELP ME ON MY MISSION. I CAN'T DO ANYTHING BUT INFORM. HELP.
..- / -. / -.. / . / .-. / -..-. / - / .... / . / -..-. / - / .- / -... / .-.. / . / ... / -..-. / --- / -. / -..-. / .-.. / . / ...- / . / .-.. / -..-. / ----.
Did you ever find it weird that a school made of 15 storeys is... a school? IT'S NOT. There are 2 underground levels used for manipulation on a mass scale. students are racked up and hypnotised into forced education, then after their session is complete, they forget all about it. We are force-fed an entire years worth of education in 2 hours, then we spend the rest of our time using that information in a practical and outdoors space, but still managing to hide from the public.
But, that sounds great?
IT DOES. But like communism, it sounds great, but in practice it's awful.
The kids have no idea this is happening, they think they're learning in a new and sophisticated way, but in reality, they have no idea what's going on, leading kids to go missing, insane, reach points of suicide and even points of homicide.
THIS MUST GET OUT, HELP ME ON MY MISSION. I CAN'T DO ANYTHING BUT INFORM. HELP.
..- / -. / -.. / . / .-. / -..-. / - / .... / . / -..-. / - / .- / -... / .-.. / . / ... / -..-. / --- / -. / -..-. / .-.. / . / ...- / . / .-.. / -..-. / ----.
by TEAM16 August 1, 2023
