Pet your dog nose

To be used interchangeably with the phrase: "rub your nipple." The word 'pet' may also be subbed out for something fitting with the circumstance, such as the words 'squeeze' 'smack' or 'flip.'

"I'm gonna pet your dog nose"

Translation: I'm going to rub your nipple

by Ellisniss MGP January 12, 2011

cut off your electric

A notice that the water company sends you. By the time you've worked out the water company does not supply electric, you will also be aware that by electric they mean dick. By dick, they mean penis.

dear leccy groovers

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004

Blow your socks off

Sticking your sweaty feet in a friends butthole

Mike will blow your socks off after playing hours of basketball

by Miggitymax May 2, 2014

national fart on your friend day

15 april may you walk over to your friend and fart on him or her

Walks over farts on his friend "YO WTF!, YOURE DISGUSTING!!" "yo chill its national fart on your friend day"

by trompeter April 12, 2019

Blowing sunshine up your ass

Trump’s preferred Covid-19 cure

Vaccine? Who needs a vaccine? Blowing sunshine up your ass, that’ll get rid of that nasty corona. We have all the best sunshine here. UV, ultraviolet, you name it.

by Legitcures April 23, 2020

do your thing chicken wing

Any one doing his own thing without worrying about what people think!

Joey is playing ball, doing moves like a superhero! Bobby said do your thing chicken wing!

by saltysailor007 August 29, 2017

He will go jihad on your ass

well jihad is a holy war waged on behalf of Islam as a religious duty..

but here in america when someone (typically a middle easterner) or anyone is angry or upset ..you say.. he's gona go jihad on your ass

by j0-Rocks December 23, 2004