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Flaker's High

The euphoric feeling of relief and liberation one gets after cancelling or flaking out on a commitment they were dreading, especially one made out of obligation, societal pressure, or to appease someone else.

Particularly experienced by introverts faced with social obligations, but can apply to anyone ditching something they're not vibing with. Like a runner's high, but for being a flake.
"Sarah was riding that flaker's high after she decided to Netflix and chill instead of going to that overcrowded music festival she got invited to."

"Dude, are you going to Mike's party tonight?"
"Nah, just flaked. Riding the flaker's high now and binging on ice cream."
by Dee Baggins September 15, 2023
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high speed pursuit

(Noun)

The chase given when a girl or guy runs away after you forcibly insert your penis into one of their orafaces, usually in an attempt to prevent him/her from reaching the police so that re-insertion can take place.
Ted: She almost got away...
Jeffery: A Peurto Rican guy almost got away from me too, so I had to take part in a high speed pursuit. The police later found body parts in my refridgerator :(
by SnatchSmasher March 22, 2016
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high-bub

A high-bub is a person in charge of making corporate decisions at Zen. They are known by their 2 strongest strengths.

1. Making decisions that alienate / fracture their fanbase.

2. Secretly meeting in deep caverns whilst playing D&D and cosplaying as their favorite Star Wars characters. (unconfirmed... citation needed)
high-bub 1: "Hey we still have a community after wiping all of their high-scores and changing the EULA on them! What are we going to do?"

high-bub 2: "I know, lets make a new version and confuse the heck out of them with table packs!"

high-bub 1: "No that won't work :( How bout we over-pay again for more Star Wars licenses... surly they'll tire of that?"

high-bub 3: "I got it! Lets move everything over to the Epic Mega-Games Store. That will loose a lot of them right away!"

high-bub 1: "Oh, that is perfect :) "
by anonymous March 29, 2021
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Manual High School

Where all the kids walk around the school looking like emos and transes. They mostly look at porn and jack off to the fine teachers, but the other half looks like they carry M-16s and Aks in their backpack.
Ted: See that homeless man on the road eating a chimichanga

Jerry:Yea, that’s Manual High School s best student
Ted:Didn’t he shoot up the school?
Jerry:Yea, still their best student
by slimshady53 October 12, 2021
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Catholic Central High School

Catholic Central High School may be one of the worst catholic schools in the Albany area this school is so poor that they are moving to a small elementary school in Latham, they barely can keep an ELA teacher and it wouldn't surprise me if they hire another rapist for a teacher and what's the deal with science teachers like they keep those ether they literally have 0 sports team they do not even have a football field they barley have enough kids for mod teams and JV teams the whole school is just favoritism students just skip classes and just sit in the coach's office kinda sad if you're ever thinking about sending your child here never do, hot dogs in the wall ceilings are falling apart, have a basement and an upstairs for literally no reason shit is a joke everyone just vapes in the bathroom fuck dis place, barley can find any teachers at this bum ass school
by sloppytoppy76 February 8, 2022
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Salesian High School

An all boys school that is located in New Rochelle
filled with boys that are sexier, funnier, and better that Iona Prep and Stepinac Boys. Salesian students often visit Preston to scout biddies that they wanna fuck. Salesian also often bitches Cardinal Spellman High School in every sport.
Boy 1: Yo Cardinal Spellman got they ass beat tdy.
Boy 2: By Who?
Boy 1: Salesian High School
Boy 2: Oh they always do
by salesianupwrd2mydeadz February 23, 2024
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Carmel Catholic High School

Catholic high school is mundy illinois. Really weird place. Nobody here “upholds the Carmel values”. Not even the teachers. I’m looking at the female English teachers at the end of the 100 hallway. I doubt more than 5 students can actually name all 5 or 7 of them values or whatever. The kids are really fake. Faker than any other school in the entire lake county. Shit spreads like wildfire here. Everyone is always up in everyone else’s business. Carmel is NOT a family and anyone who says that is a liar. You don’t bully and harass your family members like that dude. The only good thing about carmel is the athletics, the cafeteria food, and Father Christian. Best priest ever. But literally everything else at Carmel is ass. Even the hallways smell awful. And the boys 500 bathroom is even worse. Morelia is a fat ugly annoying slob and nobody has any idea where she gets off with an ego and attitude almost as big as her weight. Can she please learn to shut up. Don’t come here!
Things students at Carmel Catholic High School tend to say:
Why does the hallway smell like an ass bomb
Why is everyone here so annoying
Don’t go in the 500 bathroom, someone pooped in the urinal
“Did you hear *name* cheated on *name* with *name*” - 437 students and more twisted and fabricated each time
I hate coming here I wanna transfer
The hockey boys are the most annoying people I’ve ever encountered
by ccanonymous October 27, 2024
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